The shock of hair that shoots wildly off in all directions from the sides of the horsehoe-bald pate of middle-aged men. Derived, obviously, from the coif of Bozo The Clown.
by Spencer Steel March 7, 2008
Get the Bozo Ring mug.Is an irritation of the ass hole, which may consist of burning and/or cracking of the epithelium itself; may cause bleeding of the hole, and watering of the eyes, and also hemorrhaging in and around the hole itself. This can be caused by acidic fluid making its way through the bowels and exiting in a manner of urgency, or in a squirting/spraying manner. Other contributing factors may include prolonged childbirth, or rough/unlubed anal sex. Symptoms include walking funny, and the inability to wipe after use of the washroom. Therapies for a ring of fire include ointments containing anti-inflammatories, ice, and donut shaped pillows.
"I'll never eat Taco Bell again. I won't be able to sit for a week with this ring of fire!"
"If I knew he was into that, I wouldn't have went out with him. Damn this ring of fire hurts!"
"If I knew he was into that, I wouldn't have went out with him. Damn this ring of fire hurts!"
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The brown circle around your cornhole. Many mistake it as shit stains, but no need to worry, it is natural. Push your finger in and find the secret filling inside. The rusty ring donut is also the breakfast choice of many queers and prison inmates.
Mrs. Weathers who is the ultimate cunt-slut stated that she loves the taste of a warm creamy rusty ring donut when she has a nice hot Dickin's Cider.
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Get the ringburner mug.it's when your phone rings and your hands are covered in hot wing sauce, thus making it difficult to clean up and answer the phone before it stops ringing. it can be a very frustrating condition often ending in yelling at the person when you finally pick up.
by heavensville August 27, 2009
Get the wing ring mug.The ring of shit around the head of ones dick after anal sex. As a ring around the finger is received after the completion of school. This ring around the head of the penis is received after anal sex.
i always keep some kind of tissue handy to wipe the class ring off my dick after Anal until I can wash it off .
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Get the Class ring mug.A get drunk quick game. Based on rules and consciounces of drawing a card
First you need a deck of cards. Once you have them you spread them in to a circle Around a decent size glass with everyone sitting around them.
Card values(may very depending on how other people play it):
Ace- Is waterfall (All players begin to drink at the same time. It goes clockwise around the circle where the player next to the card-chooser cannot stop until the chooser does, and the 3rd player cannot stop until the 2nd one does, and so it goes around the circle until everyone is done.)
2- is for you (card holder must pick someone to take a drink.
3- is for me (card holder must drink)
4- is for thumb (last person to put there thumb on the table has to drink)
5- Is for guys (All the guys at the table have to take a drink)
6- is for chicks ( all the girls at the table have to take a drink)
7- is raise your hands to heaven. (last person to raise there hand has to drink)
8- is for mate (The person who picks the card gets to choose someone to drink with them)
9- Rhyme (The player must pick a word/phrase, and, going clockwise around the circle, all players must think of a rhyme with the word/phrase. The player to mess up the rhyme drinks. The starting word must not be rhymeless)
10- is for catagories (The person who picks up the card calls out a category such as "car makes" or "Family Guy characters" and then starts with the first example of something from that category. No example can be repeated and the first person to fail to come up with another example drinks)
Joker- Rule - (The player must choose a rule to be in effect for the rest of the game. If any player breaks a rule, he/she must drink. In most games, the rules become void while involved in game related activity)
Queen- Buffalo (When this rule is in effect all players must drink with their left hand only. If a player gets caught drinking with their right hand, anyone may call "Buffalo" on them and they have to finish their drink.)
King- King's Cup (The player may pour a decent amount of whatever he/she is drinking into the "king cup" located in the center of the table. When the last (4th) king is chosen, the chooser has to chug the king cup.)
First you need a deck of cards. Once you have them you spread them in to a circle Around a decent size glass with everyone sitting around them.
Card values(may very depending on how other people play it):
Ace- Is waterfall (All players begin to drink at the same time. It goes clockwise around the circle where the player next to the card-chooser cannot stop until the chooser does, and the 3rd player cannot stop until the 2nd one does, and so it goes around the circle until everyone is done.)
2- is for you (card holder must pick someone to take a drink.
3- is for me (card holder must drink)
4- is for thumb (last person to put there thumb on the table has to drink)
5- Is for guys (All the guys at the table have to take a drink)
6- is for chicks ( all the girls at the table have to take a drink)
7- is raise your hands to heaven. (last person to raise there hand has to drink)
8- is for mate (The person who picks the card gets to choose someone to drink with them)
9- Rhyme (The player must pick a word/phrase, and, going clockwise around the circle, all players must think of a rhyme with the word/phrase. The player to mess up the rhyme drinks. The starting word must not be rhymeless)
10- is for catagories (The person who picks up the card calls out a category such as "car makes" or "Family Guy characters" and then starts with the first example of something from that category. No example can be repeated and the first person to fail to come up with another example drinks)
Joker- Rule - (The player must choose a rule to be in effect for the rest of the game. If any player breaks a rule, he/she must drink. In most games, the rules become void while involved in game related activity)
Queen- Buffalo (When this rule is in effect all players must drink with their left hand only. If a player gets caught drinking with their right hand, anyone may call "Buffalo" on them and they have to finish their drink.)
King- King's Cup (The player may pour a decent amount of whatever he/she is drinking into the "king cup" located in the center of the table. When the last (4th) king is chosen, the chooser has to chug the king cup.)
by Chanceistheshiz October 27, 2008
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