Similar to a rusty trombone but you put your eye up to the gentleman's anus instead of your lips. Use the penis like an ocular piece by twisting to adjust focus.
Warning: leads to conjunctivitis.
Warning: leads to conjunctivitis.
Bill and John were just horsing around when Bill gave John a rusty telescope. John laughed when Bill went to adjust his "focus"
by Ziglerfish February 09, 2012
After doing messy anal sex with your girl. You pull out and give her a hot shot with your rusty musket.
by ToeDirt April 18, 2016
When a female and 2 males have a sexual incounter, the female gives handjobs from behind and rims there buttholes
While Peter and Richard took a Piss at the urinals,Becky came from behind and gave them a Rusty Walrace
by The Great White July 18, 2018
When you put your hand into the shape of the Italian finger purse and insert it into your partner's rectum and shout nonsense in Italian
by Naughty Italian April 05, 2020
by MustacheGB November 20, 2018
to "rusty keyboard".. first you have to lure the person into a false sense of security.. then, gently glide your fingers into their anal cavity, flail your fingers wildly like you are playing mozarts symphony
by the next mozart February 04, 2014
A rusty midget is when you engage in sexual intercourse with a female who is on her period, in which afterwards when you lose your boner, and have not cleaned the newly dried blood and which therefore leaves a rusty looking residue on your soft little midget!
by RustyMidgetLeader777 November 30, 2016