rusty alice

Is the walk after getting anally fucked after fucking with your period. Because of the cum and blood mix together to make a rusty color dripping down your leg.
I should not have worn my white pants after my rusty Alice this morning.
by Marty rocks September 02, 2017
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rusty keyboard

to "rusty keyboard".. first you have to lure the person into a false sense of security.. then, gently glide your fingers into their anal cavity, flail your fingers wildly like you are playing mozarts symphony
we had band practice last night.. i played mandy a nice symphony on her "rusty Keyboard"
by the next mozart February 04, 2014
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rusty midget

A rusty midget is when you engage in sexual intercourse with a female who is on her period, in which afterwards when you lose your boner, and have not cleaned the newly dried blood and which therefore leaves a rusty looking residue on your soft little midget!
Man i fucked this bitch last night and i woke up with a RUSTY MIDGET!!!!
by RustyMidgetLeader777 November 30, 2016
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Rusty plughole

An anus that after a shoddy wipe is still covered in a thin smear of quick drying faecal matter.
Billy spent all day at work feeling rather self-conscious after his poorly executed morning evacuation had left him with a rusty plughole.
by dreddjay February 21, 2015
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Rusty Rundown

Giving a rim job to an individual after said individual has experienced a bout of diarrhea.
Last night I gave my a girl a rusty rundown.
by RustyZzipper April 05, 2018
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Rusty Hydraulic

When someone shits in between a girls tits, and rubbs it around. The tity-fucks her.
Boy: "Its bee a while since i have gave someone a rusty hydraulic"
Girl: "Whats that?"
Boy: "Here lemmie show you, just take your shirt off...."
by a-gap right now October 21, 2011
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Rusty dildo

Is a dirty dildo with shit on it or a dildo that is only used only for anal purposes.
"Hey can I borrow one of your dildos?"

"Sure. But don't grab that one. It's my rusty dildo."
by Robyn Souls December 15, 2020
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