rug rat

A piece of smelly shit lying on a carpet.

damnit! i just stepped in a rug rat!

by smith July 27, 2004

rug muncher

a shot with tequilla, gold shlanger and zambuka. has to be taken with a slice of lime. first lick the lime, down the shot and then munch into the lime!shot, drink, lime

i love a good rug muncher!

by gnasher456 January 9, 2009

rug cutter

act of going down on a female

That dude right there is a good rug cutter

by streetvisionz May 13, 2005

rug muncher

Someone whom is very fond of "sushi"

boy that lesbian sure likes her rug munchers

by Maddog de Cann May 11, 2003

rug fish

A promiscuous woman with horribly fried/colored/permed hair = rug (hair texture and appearance) fish = referring to a skanky chick who most likely is festering a few stds. The type of girl who will be your friend but will sleep with any guy you express interest in anywhere.

She is such a rug fish!

by lovebugs September 7, 2009

rug rage

1. The state of being upset by or angry at a woven floor covering. 2. An act of semi violent & frustrated masterbaition that can only be practiced by female have humans.

I'm so angry with my recent rug purchase that I'm suffering a severe case of rug rage. It's been so long between sexual partners that i think I might just go home and rug rage.

by RugRager March 14, 2015

Sucking rugs

A horribly salacious way of trying to say you are cleaning carpets and/or rugs, with intention of making the reader ponder if you actually cleaning carpets or performing cunnilingus for customers.

He smelled something awful last night after an entire day of sucking rugs.

by psully June 9, 2018