Reading

An introvert's sad excuse for life.

Tom: Hi Bianca!
Bianca: .........
Tom: Are you doing anything after school?
Bianca: Reading.
Tom: Oh.

(Tom walks off.)

by Cavetown fan 🤟 October 4, 2020

reading and talking

Slang for having sex. Used when you don't want others to know about what you were doing, or if you are suspected of having sex or cheating.

Larry: You guys were having sex!
Stacy: No! We were just reading and talking!

by Evilogin October 11, 2020

Reading Simulator

A term typically used to describe any video game that has very little gameplay other than reading dialogues.

“Have you played (insert game here)?”

“nah I don’t play boring reading simulators.”

by mcwixard January 2, 2021

Roadlings

The offspring of Roadmen init.

Bruv don't ever disrespect me in front of Mt Roadlings.

by Acidbeefjerk February 27, 2021

Reading the tea leaves

When you predict gossip.

Typically used in conjunction with “spill the tea”

Alternate version “Reading the spilled tea leaves”

I can’t believe you knew about all that gossip before she spilled the tea, you were reading the tea leaves for sure

by hey__suburbia May 22, 2021

Reading

You're reading right now you idiot

I'm reading this book idiot

by Freekelheighmer October 18, 2021

Roding Valley High School

Roding Valley High School is a place where you will find a way to get a detention for doing absolutely nothing

I hate Roding Valley High school

by Mr price November 30, 2021