Reed

1. An insult. Can be used to an action, person, something said or something seen. Most closely related to stupid, dumb, asshole, or Idiot. Also can be used to call someone ugly.

2. A persons name. Has nothing to do with books. (but if you do know a person with this name, you can make fun of him in book-ish ways)

3.A really great college in Oregon.

"Did you see that guy?"
"Eww, he looked like a total Reed!"

"Reed, READ to me."

Reed College

by Goreadabook,reediethehoudini. May 17, 2009

Reed Pellet

SEE Leslie Mayer.

Man that bitch is a Reed Pellet.

by BoJangles May 9, 2004

Reedbone

Being a Reedbone or the act of being a Reedbone is basically being completely incompetent and hilariously rubbish.

Oh my god! Si is such a Reedbone!

by Dasola September 26, 2010

Alexis Reed

Someone who is able to hurt and heal , break and fix someone from them loving her. She has fast emotions which can be good and bad, but she can have you around your finger in under a min

" I love you Alexis Reed."

"Ya cool"

by He who is haten't June 12, 2018

smoking a reed

this phrase is often used when tired bandnerds converse over...random things. mostly about how hot other band nerds are.

Can you hand me another reed?
Why?
To smoke it dude...
Wanna double reed, or a sax or clarinet reed?
Sax reed, duh.

by biteme666 May 8, 2005

Cameron J Reed

Just the sexiest man alive no biggy, just the thought of his long throbbing cock will give you goosebumps all over your spine and you slowly licking the tip of his dick all the way down to the crack of his ass will make you cum all over his face while he licks it all up ;)) Then slowly going to his toes and sucking them all up while fucking his tight little ass while he slowly grabs your balls ;))

Fuck Cameron J Reed is so hot!

by CrabNobNoStoppingThisStob July 13, 2018

Reed

A person with a small "male" profile

Look at that reed on that guy over there!

by Schmuckey the Ass Raping Eleph November 20, 2010