by enbyfrog January 28, 2022
Get the reeds mug.Reed is someone who has a small peepee and likes to shout at women unless they have a fat ass and are WAY out of his league with no chance of actually getting with him. Reed is also someone who likes to take a dump on a womans chest when they talked back to them.
Dont be a Reed.
Dont be a Reed.
"Hey! Did you ever meet that Reed guy?"
"Yeah, he was a loser with a small peepee.. But he had a cool pops collection.. NOT!"
"Yeah, he was a loser with a small peepee.. But he had a cool pops collection.. NOT!"
by FUReed February 2, 2022
Get the Reed mug.The most amazing, creative person one human could ever meet. They are kind, caring and most importantly loyal. One who has the pleasure of knowing a Reed will surely fall madly in love with them, that be platonically or romantically. Those lucky few who are able to grow close to a Reed and form a relationship will forever feel the warmth and comfort of them
by teethwad February 3, 2022
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Noun: reedle; Plural noun: reedles
/rēdl/
Sharp, needle-like slivers of reed cane; byproduct of shaping oboe reeds with a razor blade, frequently found in your shoes, carpet, pants, anywhere affected by gravity; the bane of your non-oboe playing housemate/partner/guest; reedles live in your sock until the right moment dislodges them into your foot.
/rēdl/
Sharp, needle-like slivers of reed cane; byproduct of shaping oboe reeds with a razor blade, frequently found in your shoes, carpet, pants, anywhere affected by gravity; the bane of your non-oboe playing housemate/partner/guest; reedles live in your sock until the right moment dislodges them into your foot.
I almost crashed my car trying to fish a reedle out of my sock.
My cat eats reedles and immediately vomits.
Reedles always land sharp side up.
My cat eats reedles and immediately vomits.
Reedles always land sharp side up.
by François Lorée February 13, 2022
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Get the Reed mug.The most caring person ever, if there's a creeping suspicion of him thinking your sad or upset hill ask and comfort you until your better. He has the best sense of humor ever and will make you laugh when your about to cry. He will love you with all his heart and come up with the best nicknames ever. you'll never feel more loved by anyone, and he will always put you first. And not to mention he's pretty cute, I mean pretty hot sorry. He's just not like anyone els. He's just the best and no one will change yer mind. He is also absolutely adorable, he has beach blond hauir with bright blue eyes that you get caught in. Hes also really tall so you got to stare up at him, (but its pretty cute ngl) Everyone want him to like litterly everyone wants him. Reed is a genuine nice amazing guy with the best most perfect persinality.
by Rosie bro March 13, 2022
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