A relationship that begins around Christmas and New Year (often started with a drunken hookup at a party) and that dies around Easter. A Jesus Relationship is often between two people who are incompatible, and survives for a few months due to the heightened joy around the holiday season, but dies as the year progresses.
Dan: Me and Mary weren't compatible, we were doomed to a Jesus Relationship.
Fin: Was she super religious or something?
Dan: No, it was just destined to die within a few months.
Fin: Was she super religious or something?
Dan: No, it was just destined to die within a few months.
by Savemebarry January 12, 2016
Get the Jesus Relationshipmug. A new-logo salesperson (someone who focuses on securing brand new clients) who's priority is on developing relationships first and closing the sale second.
Relationship Hunter(s) get to know their clients as people first and build friendships that produce lifelong customers.
by Chief Curiosity Officer October 4, 2018
Get the Relationship Huntermug. When a relationship is 9 months old, the actual relationship has developed from conception in the early stages (honey moon stage). To a fully grown and born baby that’s joined 2 people to a serious and long term partnership.
Anna: how long have you and James been together?
Zoe: 9 months
Anna: you guys have a relationship baby then.
Zoe: 9 months
Anna: you guys have a relationship baby then.
by Seamoases February 3, 2018
Get the relationship babymug. When someone fucks with the lives of two people who would otherwise be loving their lives without difficulties.
The girl wanted to make their lives difficult by fucking with their lives, in an effort at relationship sabotage, one way of driving a wedge between two people to to play both the way the saboteur plays all sides.
by Solid Mantis October 25, 2019
Get the Relationship sabotagemug. A google relationship i s a relation where one or both of the people involved reference to google for their issues or problems such as a first kiss..
"Hmm ive never made out with someone before, what should i do?" searches making out on Google* "so i should just repeat lemon melon, this should help with my Google relationship. Thanks Google!!
by LightBrightMeTight February 19, 2011
Get the Google Relationshipmug. by Bucaro March 31, 2022
Get the Platomic relationshipmug. A price you pay for being in a relationship. If your partner wants to do something stupid and/or boring, often times you get suckered into participating for fear of being called not being a supportive partner or cold or a bitch or an asshole or something else lame.
Dude #1:
Wearing that sweater your Mother-In-Law made that your wife thinks "adorable" but made that Leather Daddy downtown "give you the eye", you look like total fagbait in it.
Dude #2:
My wife likes it when I wear it and this morning she said: "Why don't you ever wear that sweater my Mother made for you? She spent hours making it, she spent hours making it, you could at least wear it! Besides, you look adorable in it." I basically wasn't going to get laid tonight if I didn't wear it, it's the relationship tax.
Wearing that sweater your Mother-In-Law made that your wife thinks "adorable" but made that Leather Daddy downtown "give you the eye", you look like total fagbait in it.
Dude #2:
My wife likes it when I wear it and this morning she said: "Why don't you ever wear that sweater my Mother made for you? She spent hours making it, she spent hours making it, you could at least wear it! Besides, you look adorable in it." I basically wasn't going to get laid tonight if I didn't wear it, it's the relationship tax.
by sherwoodian June 11, 2011
Get the relationship taxmug.