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Narcissism Ratio

The ratio of photos of yourself you've added in Facebook to those added by others. Mitigating considerations may include Korean Tourist Disorder, which compels one to take pictures of oneself in front of every landmark encountered regardless of its insignificance.
Dick: Jane is such a self-centered bitch. She has like 700 photos of herself tagged.
Dave: Srsly. Her narcissism ratio is off the charts.
Narcissism Ratio by calvert February 11, 2008
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skeet skeet ratio 

The skeet skeet ratio is the ratio of your own skeet to that of everyone else's skeets when you play soggy waffle.
A high skeet skeet ratio means that the skeet present in the soggy waffle is mainly comprised of your own brand.
skeet skeet ratio by Blaine Carter November 4, 2007
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sass to height ratio 

When the sass of a person is higher than their actual height.
"Rebecca is so sassy!" "I know! Her sass to height ratio is through the roof!"

Rozzie Ratio

Rozzie (aka Roslindale)

Rozzie kids or babies go out and party hard.

There are always 3 guys for every one girl
because 2 out of 3 rozzi / westie kids gets no pussy
and the girl is either the on kid with games girlfriend or she gets really drunk and gets with every guy in one night and never chills wtih them again becuz it reminds them of their sloppy 5ths.
it is commonly debated by westie / rozzi kids whether it is best to be the 1st to get the girl at the party or the last. becuz the last gets to smash. but the 1rst gets less germs
thaat the ratio
Dude guy our Rozzie Ratio is popping, is twenty of us and three girls. One of the girls is dudes girlfriend so we will take the other two and divide them equally
Rozzie Ratio by shillsalej November 8, 2010

Pull Ratio

The amount of girls a guy attracts and or recieves services from.
@#!*% Jesse McCartney's pull ratio has been so high ever since he started singing.
Pull Ratio by MachineBoss June 10, 2012

bad ratio 

Any sexual relationship (of the heterosexual variety) that involves a ratio of men to women greater than 1.
Steve: How was the orgy last night?
Mike: There were like 5 guys but only 3 girls.
Steve: Oh man, that's a bad ratio.
bad ratio by Joeyjoejoe17 November 19, 2013

Floinge Ratio 

Ratio between how much food you eat and how much you poop
Did you see Spanner eat that huge meal? He's going to have the best Floinge Ratio tomorrow
Floinge Ratio by TorBloke September 11, 2018