queer cake

a cake (figurative or literal) awarded when a queer beds, yet another, "straight."

you and so and so, queer cake?
totes.
word.

by dasschepas February 01, 2011

Sugar Queer

When a queer/GNC person provides financial support and gifts for a cis person

"Aw, you bought my dinner. You're my Sugar Queer."

by ineffably June 03, 2021

Borderline Queer

When something is only just gay.

eg. playing fallout 4 or trying to get pussy with a polish boy.

For example, Spillary could be classed as Borderline Queer.

by Grant Hansen July 01, 2018

queer lover

A male person who loves males but nothing but male penis

A queer lover how many penis did you suck

by Slurped buttface March 26, 2022

QUEER PUNCH

Getting punched daily to rid oneself of their queerness.

Dude, did Jimmy get his daily queer punch?

by GHIEY June 07, 2018

totsie queer

A totsie queer: someone who buries their queerness so deep they don't even realize they're queer because of denial. You can tell if someone is a totsie queer if they have never had a real girlfriend, is always in the friend zone, and even though this person rides a motor cycle, it just adds to the queerness.

Steven: why have I never had a girlfriend? I ride a Harley, have this awesome long curly hair, and I'm a really sensitive deep guy. I have no idea why girls don't want to sleep with me.
David: it's because you're a totsie queer. Wanna masterbate together?
Steven: okay!

by bitchesmcbitches12345 June 24, 2013

Queer Jerker

A man that is so good looking he can turn an otherwise straight man gay. Immediately.

Brody: Brad Pitt looks pretty good for his age.
Tex: Yeah, he's a real queer jerker.

by Paleki09 June 27, 2013