Purple McGuire

Another word for autoerotic asphyxiation.

Do you know how David Carradine died? He gave himself a Purple McGuire.

by KrebsWorld June 11, 2014

purple panty

When you pound that pussy so hard it turns purple. Lips and vag included.

KB- "What'd you do last night?"
DP- "I fucked a hoe so hard she got a purple panty."

by presidentbrink November 4, 2014

Purple ovaries

When a male or female leaves another female hanging before fulfilling sexual pleasure. It's like blue balls, but for women.

My boy was making me feel good until his mom came home with the new Xbox and he went to the other room, leaving me with purple ovaries.

by Spacemeow November 26, 2013

Tasted Purple

The feeling you get in your brain after you've hit your head on something hard, usually the back of the head.

I fell of my skateboard and hit my head so hard I tasted Purple.

by BJC92 July 26, 2017

purple day

held on december 30th, purple day is celebrated to honour those you will love and trust for a long time 💜

"because today is purple day, we need to love those around us."

by treadinglowkey December 29, 2018

purple midget

Purple midget is a very scary threat telling someone you're going to purple midget them is meaning you will tie them up and lock them in a room with two purple male midgets and they will do horrendous things to you and it will involve tooth paste and couple goldfish and lots of glazed donuts and of course the midgets who are purple

If you don't stop taking my pencils i'm going to purple midget you

by awesomeis9 June 15, 2018

purple funk

(adjective) very depressed or sad, very gloomy, miserable, wretched, desolate, despondent, disconsolate, inconsolable, mournful.

I feel like I'm in such a purple funk today. I've been in a purple funk for months since I've been overwhelmed by all these health, financial, family, and employment problems.

by GolderGirl April 7, 2019