Pootie Tang

Tanning naked.

I"m gonna pootie tang so I don't have any awkward tan lines.

by Rogerrogerogeroger August 6, 2011

Newfie Poutine

the male partner has to go unwashed for at least a week to form what is known as smegma (cheese dick), anal sex is then performed to gather fecal matter (gravy, shit). the other partner then begins to perform oral sex to cleanse the penis of the great mixture of gravy and cheese.

John: "hey, do you want to go have dinner with me some time?"
kayla:"ya sure, what do you feel like having"
John:"well i can make a mean Newfie Poutine!"

later that night

john: "how does dem fries taste bitch"

by the jizz wizard November 22, 2011

Pootified

The act of being pooty! Actin' all stuck up and crunchy!

Why u wanna' act all pootified and stuff?

by Truth A'Twine September 18, 2006

Pootie Cake

A large, most likely black, woman who takes part in an economics class well past her primary age to do so. Whom also appears to know much about any subject that is brought up and said class without actually knowing shit.

Large boobs, large lips, LARGE ass, wierd mouth, bad kids.

Mrs. Pootie Cake from economics class

by Pegleg513 October 21, 2009

Potito

The act of eating potatos off of a womens tit or titties.

Duuude! She let me have potitos! They were so damn nippley and delicious!

by Captain~Morgan October 30, 2011

pootie

1) One who poots. 2)A small Norwegian fish.

I caught one hell of a pootie!

by M. Poote January 19, 2008

poutine

A homosexual who performs fellatio on a feces covered penis.

Ugh! That kalony has a mustache from poutine!

by fire-eyes October 14, 2010