puddle jumper 

a massive turd that breaks the surface of the water in a toilet, usually but not exclusively due to involuntary fecal retention

"Dude, I haven't taken a shit in three days. Check out this puddle jumper."

puddle jumper by Phineas Q August 28, 2008

Puddle Pirate 

a member of the coast guard who wants to be part of the navy but doesnt wanna work or leave home.

pussy in a navy recruiting office: i wanna join the navy but i dont wanna leave my boyfriend
Navy po: than go be a puddle pirate!

Puddle Pirate by navy pettyofficer October 5, 2009

Mud Puddle 

A name for a female with an extremely loose vagina (derived from the fact that having sex with her would be equivalent to sex with a mud puddle).

"Damn that girl's lookin' good!"
"Don't bother bro. I hit it last week, she's a total mud puddle"

Mud Puddle by Elderberry715 April 26, 2012

mud puddle 

a big black person.

also known as a melted chocolate ice cream cone.

dude look at that fat black chick!

woaaah! she is a mud puddle!

mud puddle by bammm!105 June 7, 2011

puddle 

a collective noun for group of douchebags

"Bush and his cronies were a complete puddle of douchebags"

puddle by J. Space January 22, 2009

PiddleDo 

A very large, irresistible dick

Everyone wants Caleb's piddledo.

PiddleDo by Ali April 1, 2005

puddle of success 

the remains of the female ejaculation after receiving cunniligus from a cunning linguist. often found on the bedsheet habitat or the concave of a plastic chair.

"ohh man i was so wasted i slept in the puddle of success!shit man that stuff was all over me like a bad case of the smegs!"

puddle of success by westmann88 January 6, 2007