Puckdaddy

The act of shoving 4-6 hockey pucks up a woman's vagina and/or rectum (like a Pringles can), then slapping her face with one's dick while proclaiming oneself her "puckdaddy."

1: "Hey man, I made myself a random bitch's puckdaddy last night."
2: "Niceeee. But did you take the pucks from the team bag? How are we supposed to play today?"
1: "It's cool, I have a full can of Cope to shoot around."

Puckdaddy by puckdaddy October 20, 2013

Puck 

A combination of male and female secretions (juices) during intercourse.

Robbie's dick is covered in puck after banging his girl.

Puck by Jeannie88 June 22, 2016

Puck 

extremely annoying asshole from mtv's real world.

Puck pissed off everyone in the house.

Puck by Noelle March 14, 2003

The Double Kangaroo Sloppy Pocky 

Two people eat one pocky stick, and somehow it ends with bouncingly wild sex that calls for the neighbors to bust down your door.

We did the double kangaroo sloppy pocky last night. It was tasty and crazy fun!

The Double Kangaroo Sloppy Pocky by JennyDusa October 13, 2010

Pucker Factor 

Tension caused by high stress during a difficult or dangerous situation. So named because your sphincter tends to tighten up
or "pucker" involuntarily during such times.

The pucker factor was high when Tyrone was stopped by the cops for speeding while having weed stashed under the seat.

Pucker Factor by B_playa005 April 2, 2009

Piss Puck 

(PISS•puc)n.
A urine cake. a compacted disc of antimicrobial detergent placed in a urinal for deodorising and disinfecting.

I was taking a whizz at the game last night and when my stream hit the piss puck, it spewed back blue juice all over my khakis. It looked like i banged smurfette.

Piss Puck by SAMMER OF THE GODS May 22, 2006

puckulence 

The way a vagina (or anus) quivers in anticipation of intercourse.

I could tell by his puckulence that he was ready to be penetrated.

puckulence by VanKannel January 17, 2009