A pseudo-penis is a penis like member found on an animal that, while superficially appearing to be a penis
Females and feminists with too much testosterone tend to grow a pseudo penis, a penis looking body part; not to be confused with Penis Envy
by Dr. Whaaa December 24, 2020
A large, disruptive, and noisy fart employed to cover up coughs, Used as a disguise for COVID symptoms.
*blarp*
People in airport: “ew, dood that was disgusting!”
Friend 1: why Did u do that?”
Friend 2: I had to cough, but couldn’t risk missing my flight to get tested so I pulled a pseudo-fart.”
People in airport: “ew, dood that was disgusting!”
Friend 1: why Did u do that?”
Friend 2: I had to cough, but couldn’t risk missing my flight to get tested so I pulled a pseudo-fart.”
by 6millionjews November 30, 2020
A hair flip done by someone who doesn't actually have hair. Therefore it is simply a gesture equivalent to a hair flip. It can be used to mock someone, to show disgust or disdain, or just to be flamboyant.
by Flaggit February 03, 2010
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by ToxicDonut November 13, 2022
Examples of pseudo-wokeness:
Calling very small things that aren't even racist "racist" for no real reason.
Discriminating against white people, men, and straight people, thinking it'll "counter" the discrimination against people of color, women, and LGBTQ+ members that happened in the past and the present.
Any sort of corporate pandering
Doing any of the examples of pseudo-wokeness shown here won't fix the fire that is bigotry. It'll just create another "anti-fire" (which is really just another fire) that'll burn down society even more and possibly even strengthen the pre-existing fire.
Calling very small things that aren't even racist "racist" for no real reason.
Discriminating against white people, men, and straight people, thinking it'll "counter" the discrimination against people of color, women, and LGBTQ+ members that happened in the past and the present.
Any sort of corporate pandering
Doing any of the examples of pseudo-wokeness shown here won't fix the fire that is bigotry. It'll just create another "anti-fire" (which is really just another fire) that'll burn down society even more and possibly even strengthen the pre-existing fire.
by Silicosis9324 April 16, 2023
An online dialogue, preferably with a member of the opposite sex.
Whether one utilizing Gtalk or AIM, or any number of chat clients, the pseudo-convo is deployed in the attempt to not say anything completely retarded. If one does, blaming the medium is the normal recourse.
This way, one can both save face and the perception of self-respect is still intact.
Additionally the chance to score remains.
Whether one utilizing Gtalk or AIM, or any number of chat clients, the pseudo-convo is deployed in the attempt to not say anything completely retarded. If one does, blaming the medium is the normal recourse.
This way, one can both save face and the perception of self-respect is still intact.
Additionally the chance to score remains.
"Dude, just call her. Don't be such a bitch."
"Nah, maybe I should have a pseudo-convo, I'm a little drunk still."
"Good call. Maybe you can get a BJ or something then."
"Forshizzle, yo."
"Nah, maybe I should have a pseudo-convo, I'm a little drunk still."
"Good call. Maybe you can get a BJ or something then."
"Forshizzle, yo."
by Woodizzle April 24, 2009