Pseudo Euro taint

A person who is American but often uses Euro and British expressions such as "holiday" instead of vacation or "bin" instead of trash. In extreme cases they will even refer to distances in kilometers rather than feet or miles. In vomit inducing examples, and worthy of a punch to the balls, they will tell you the temperature in Celsius.

Greg how much did you run today? "6.87 kilometers." Get a life you pseudo euro taint!

Pseudo Euro taint by His lordship and mr handsome September 5, 2024

Pseudo Anal 

The process of defecating in one’s mouth and then proceeding to have oral sex.

Richie said she let him Pseudo Anal her last night.

Pseudo Anal by Hogknobber October 25, 2024

Pseudo-Wyvern 

A type of draconic creature similar to a wyvern, however instead of having no front claws or front legs, the wings have elbow like structures and claws on the end of the wings, e.g. Tigrex from the monster hunter franchise

"I drew this cool dragon!"
"You know that's a Pseudo-Wyvern right?"

Pseudo-Wyvern by Cluttrd November 22, 2024

Pseudo-occupation 

When an obscure occupation needs professional title.

Laddie described herself as a beach drink scientist, and despite that it was a pseudo-occupation, she was still nationally recognized for her accomplishments in the field.

Pseudo-occupation by laddiehickelsen December 8, 2023

Pseudo-Sarcasm 

When one person attempts to be sarcastic but their sarcastic comment is actually true for the situation.

Therapist: You have depression, you need some pills for that.
Rachel: Fine, show me these "anti-depressants"! *sarcastically*
Therapist:they are called Anti-Depressants, so sarcasm, denied.
Rachel: Well, thats some Pseudo-Sarcasm...

Pseudo-Sarcasm by Leonidas of Alexandria March 4, 2024

Pseudo-burqa

When a Muslim girl wears a hijab with mask

Look she has a pseudo-burqa outfit

Pseudo-burqa by ThatAnnoyingAsshole March 10, 2024

Pseudo sudo 

When it looks someone or something is in control but it feels/actually is fake

Everyone knows that the student council's president is just a pseudo sudo, all of the members follow the vice's lead.

Pseudo sudo by TheMrDucks May 7, 2024