Pseudo-occupation 

When an obscure occupation needs professional title.

Laddie described herself as a beach drink scientist, and despite that it was a pseudo-occupation, she was still nationally recognized for her accomplishments in the field.

Pseudo-occupation by laddiehickelsen December 8, 2023

Pseudo-Sarcasm 

When one person attempts to be sarcastic but their sarcastic comment is actually true for the situation.

Therapist: You have depression, you need some pills for that.
Rachel: Fine, show me these "anti-depressants"! *sarcastically*
Therapist:they are called Anti-Depressants, so sarcasm, denied.
Rachel: Well, thats some Pseudo-Sarcasm...

Pseudo-Sarcasm by Leonidas of Alexandria March 4, 2024

Pseudo-burqa

When a Muslim girl wears a hijab with mask

Look she has a pseudo-burqa outfit

Pseudo-burqa by ThatAnnoyingAsshole March 10, 2024

Pseudo sudo 

When it looks someone or something is in control but it feels/actually is fake

Everyone knows that the student council's president is just a pseudo sudo, all of the members follow the vice's lead.

Pseudo sudo by TheMrDucks May 7, 2024

Pseudo Daughter 

A girl that didn't have a father figure growing up, and around the same age as a middle aged man's own children. Pseudo son also applies, if a young man wants a dad or whatever.

"_____ is like the daughter I didn't get. She's my pseudo daughter."

Pseudo Daughter by Pajama pants Ninja May 11, 2024

Pseudo-furry 

A person who watches furry media, but isn't directly involved with furry culture.

"Mark likes those old furry Bluth movies because he's a pseudo-furry."

"What's a 'pseudo-furry?'"

"He likes furry media, but doesn't consider himself a furry."

"Hm."

Pseudo-furry by JayRidders May 25, 2024

Pseudo Euro taint

A person who is American but often uses Euro and British expressions such as "holiday" instead of vacation or "bin" instead of trash. In extreme cases they will even refer to distances in kilometers rather than feet or miles. In vomit inducing examples, and worthy of a punch to the balls, they will tell you the temperature in Celsius.

Greg how much did you run today? "6.87 kilometers." Get a life you pseudo euro taint!

Pseudo Euro taint by His lordship and mr handsome September 5, 2024