You're the problem!

A narcissist who blames other without looking at themselves.

I'm the problem? I'm the problem? no You're the problem!

by Namestypicalmeaning January 2, 2021

If there’s a problem there’s a product

Refers to the natural phenomenon that if you have a problem, no matter what it may be, if you go online, someone is selling something to fix your issue.

Person A: I can’t believe someone actually made sleeves for your can if soda!

Person B: You know what they say: If there’s a problem there’s a product!

by Resident Shitter February 10, 2023

First World Problem

That

That is a first world problem

by BeanMachine14 March 29, 2023

griefer bar problem

derived from Nazi Bar Problem, except not specifically bigotry.
A lack of moderation drives normal users away leaving a higher and higher concentration of griefers, flamers and trolls in online spaces such as video games and Discord.

I played League of Legends back in the day but the griefer bar problem really got to it

by IamMeWasTaken July 24, 2023

cat rolling down the hill problem

A physics problem involving a cat rolling down a hill. Commonly given when asked for physics answers.

"What's the answer to question 1?"
"What, the cat rolling down the hill problem?"

by ahsfiahkdsf September 26, 2020

That will be a future me problem

The phrase “That will be a future me problem” is as the phrase states. Whatever problem your are working on will be a future you problem.

Person 1- I did a half ass job on the car repair. “That will be a future me problem”

by Hankscolts December 2, 2022

champagne problems

A small problem that is not really much of a problem at all if you were sober except you are too lit to solve it at the moment.

See crunck and first world problems.

I kicked off my shoes when I was dancing and now I can’t find them, champagne problems.

by Ooooma May 9, 2018