Professional dumbass

Electroboom

Electroboom: I'm what you call a professional dumbass

by TheDeadInside June 20, 2024

Professional Ghosting

1. (noun)- A situation when customer service, job recruiters, sales people and any organization whose job is to provide a professional and timely response, do not reply to their customer's communication and do so continuously without any justifiable reason. Generally, the customer or second party has much at stake in continuing the conversation.

2. (verb) : The act of consciously avoiding professional communication with anther party in situation where fear, laziness, disregard, contempt, or other negative reasons create a non-response. Subsequently, time and money was lost by either party.

Also: (noun) "Professional Ghoster"

Job Recruiter 1 - "Hey, what's up with the Professional Ghosting on all those job seekers?"
Job Recruiter 2 - "Eh, don't worry. They are the ones that need the jobs. They'll call back - he he he."

by PenguinMeat September 27, 2019

professionable

A style of dressing that is professional while maintaining a good fashion sense.

Dr Larsen is an unusual professor. Her clothes are always professionable.

by Joe Schlabotnik July 2, 2025

professional termite

A pest control worker who gasses termites to death. Kinda like Hitler.

"Hey Mom! The professional termite is here to commit pesticide!"

"You're making him sound like Bug Hitler, Jimmy. Stop that. He's a professional termite."

by JaStriLaw May 25, 2023

Professional 'Ho'

A professional 'ho', is a woman in the rap game with bars.
They sing about their coochies, vaginas, cat, vulva, punani. The whole thing, they have to mention their privates in any way.

This girl is a professional 'ho'. And this is a ho with BARS!!!!!

by Steps by Sovereign September 14, 2020

Ipswich Young Professionals

Not just young professionals in Ipswich, but the coolest people around who meetup regularly for a drink and a laugh!

Are you coming to the Ipswich young professionals group on Saturday?

No

by You_herd_the_sheep_first September 26, 2023

Professional hottie

1. A hot, educated, female in her mid 20s that sports high wasted skirts and heels for her day job.

2. A hottie who blindsides you with her intellegence.

Amanda, you need to hook me up with your friend Ashley from work, she’s a professional hottie.

by ChipotleAddict27 May 31, 2018