This is when you’re depressed and you have things to do but you dont really care anymore, so you say things like “fuck this ill just unalive later anyways”
Example of suicidal procrastination
Friend 1: “man im missing like 5 assignments in this class, hows yours going?”
Friend 2: “im missing most of them but i dont really care cuz ima kms later anyways”
Friend 2: “you good bro?”
Friend 1: “man im missing like 5 assignments in this class, hows yours going?”
Friend 2: “im missing most of them but i dont really care cuz ima kms later anyways”
Friend 2: “you good bro?”
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I had a huge project to do today that my outlook calendar pop-up reminded me of. I clicked snooze for 24 hours and e-procrastinated it until tomorrow.
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“But isnt procrastination hindering your learning ability’s?”
“Yo goof don’t make me give you a defaz”
“But isnt procrastination hindering your learning ability’s?”
“Yo goof don’t make me give you a defaz”
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Mom: Dave, are you writing your essay?
Dave: Umm...
Mom: (Examines what Dave is doing on his computer)
Dave! Why are you searching definitions on the Urban Dictionary instead of writing real words for your essay? You are such an unfocused procrastinator:
Dave: Umm...
Mom: (Examines what Dave is doing on his computer)
Dave! Why are you searching definitions on the Urban Dictionary instead of writing real words for your essay? You are such an unfocused procrastinator:
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Person B: Trade your local currency to an employee at Walmart in order to make a transaction and be the owner of a reflective surface.
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