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Suicidal procrastination

This is when you’re depressed and you have things to do but you dont really care anymore, so you say things like “fuck this ill just unalive later anyways”
Example of suicidal procrastination
Friend 1: “man im missing like 5 assignments in this class, hows yours going?”

Friend 2: “im missing most of them but i dont really care cuz ima kms later anyways”

Friend 2: “you good bro?”
by Recarma69 April 30, 2023
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Procrastinating

What me and you are doing right now.
"Like mate, stop procrastinating
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e-procrastinate

The use built in features of computer programs that allow you to procrastinate. Specifically related to calendar events.
I had a huge project to do today that my outlook calendar pop-up reminded me of. I clicked snooze for 24 hours and e-procrastinated it until tomorrow.
by IHateWork September 15, 2010
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Procrastination

Spending more time creating lies and schedules than actually doing your work
“Yo, I just go this math homework due Wednesday...I’ll just wake up at 3:30 and do it Wednesday morning fam. You know Imma procrastinate till I die.”
“But isnt procrastination hindering your learning ability’s?”
“Yo goof don’t make me give you a defaz”
by Hump me Fuck me Daddy October 29, 2018
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Unfocused Procrastinator

What you must be considering that you are searching for this instead of doing something more productive. Typically due to lack of focus and being easily distracted.
Mom: Dave, are you writing your essay?
Dave: Umm...
Mom: (Examines what Dave is doing on his computer)
Dave! Why are you searching definitions on the Urban Dictionary instead of writing real words for your essay? You are such an unfocused procrastinator:
by A Former Procrastinator April 18, 2024
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Procrastination

Person A: Hey, what does procrastination mean? I'm kinda bored and don't wanna work on this essay so I'm looking up random words.

Person B: Trade your local currency to an employee at Walmart in order to make a transaction and be the owner of a reflective surface.
by not not not a real person January 8, 2020
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Procrastination

The act of avoiding work because you don’t want to and it’s BORRINGGGGGG. It is an incredible skill to have and I am doing it right now
I am an expert at procrastination
by Lucinda is Lit July 19, 2020
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