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Queen Procrastinator

The greatest female procrastinator in the world, who puts of all essential and non-essential activities until the last possible moment in time.

The woman with the best ability to challenge time to a contest, AND win.
by J Mac July 19, 2012
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Procrapinate

1: frantically studying for something all while crapping.

it has been proven to study faster and more efficiently, and not just the study part...

2: Realizing one had a test that day so he asks to be excused to the loo. While on the toilet, he studies as much as possible.

other roots: Procrapination, procrap for short, crapinate (only studying and not actually using the toilet because one is not able to multitask), PC
Jim: hey how did your test go?
Sam: OMFGOMFG i got an A!
Jim: whaaat? i got a F!
Sam: well see, you did not procrapinate like i did before the test!
Jim: oh that is why i did not ace the test!
by yeahhhhimawesome January 27, 2011
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6 Degrees of Procrastination

the idea that every task you put off doing is on average approximately six steps away from any other task you need to do, so that a chain of, "I didn't take out the trash so I can't clean out the fridge" statements can be made, on average, to connect any two tasks in six steps or fewer.
guy: I didn't take the trash to the street so I can't take out the trash from inside so I can't clean out the fridge so I can't go to the grocery store so I can't cook dinner tonight so I can't invite you over.

girl: Great, so you are cancelling because of 6 Degrees of Procrastination.
by OMGR8US May 11, 2011
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Procrastination

1.Waiting to complete or start a task until the very last possible minute
Because of my nact for procrastination on my comp essay I sumbmitted it at 11:59 Pm, when it was due at 12:00 Am
by 162875 March 10, 2015
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procrastination

Thing kids like to do when its time to do homework.
I am supposed to be doing homework but I went on urban dictionary and did a little thing I like to call procrastination

Wait you think I shouldn't be on here. Whoever thinks that fuck you and go fuck yourself.
by One little hellian February 14, 2017
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Tess Procrastinator

A Fucking piece of Little shit that does nothing in their fucking life.
by Doorhandle52 March 22, 2021
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pocrastinate

The act of putting off paying bills because you're too poor to afford it.
John pocrastinates because he's always broke!
by Chet Simpson June 7, 2005
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