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Pop-Tart Poisoning 

The invariable result if one consumes both of the toaster pastries contained in a standard-size Mylar pouch of Kellogg's Pop-Tarts in a short time period (i.e. "one sitting"). Note that this only applies to varieties that are coated with frosting and a healthy individual should be able to consume both pastries in one sitting if they are not of the frosted variety.

Pop-Tart poisoning would be considered a special-case of the type of temporary hypoglycemia that results from excessive intake of sugar. The most prevalent symptoms include abdominal pain, nausea, lethargy and possibly headache.

The term is not intended to be specific to Pop-Tart consumption and overindulgence of any one source of simple carbohydrates can be the cause. This is important: In order for the symptoms to be attributable to Pop-Tart poisoning, it must be caused by only one food product.
Dude 1: "Man, how can it be considered a single-serving if I feel like shit every time I make the mistake of eating an entire regular package of Skittles?" (2.17 ounce single-serving package)
Dude 2: "Why does one feel like they're dying if they eat a packet of Pop-Tarts in one sitting? That's the enigma of Pop-Tart Poisoning, my friend! Processed food companies are in bed with the healthcare industry!"
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Pop quiz 

You will fail the pop quiz.
Pop quiz by RalphieBoBawb June 11, 2011

pop a boner 

to develop a penile erection
Every time I look at myself in the mirror, I pop a boner.
pop a boner by Silly Old Fool February 20, 2009

pop-dung 

Jamaican slang for anything that is totally destroyed, dilapidated, and almost to the point of no longer being able to properly function. Can describe objects, appearance, or simply a state of mind..
guy 1: yow dawg, i well pop-dung afta dat deh exam.. cyaa wait fi go a mi yaad
guy 2: forreal, it mash me up too dawg.. waan sleep
pop-dung by jahkno December 2, 2009

pop a cap in yo ass 

Ebonics for: "discharging a firearm into your body with the intent to cause grievous bodily harm"
nigga: yo son, you scuffed ma tims, imma pop a cap in yo ass

white man: ????

translator: he says because you have accidentally stepped on his costly Timberland footwear and caused small particles of debris to reside on said footwear, he will discharge a firearm into your body with the intent to cause grievous bodily harm

white man: :(
pop a cap in yo ass by Young Reezie December 13, 2009

pop your curry 

eating indian food for the first time.
"Hey, man. I ate indian food for the first time today!"

"How does it feel to pop your curry?"
pop your curry by tokyo racer July 20, 2009