Contrary to populat belief, a Pony Boy is actually a boy or man that drives a Mustang and is under the misunderstanding that their car is faster than every other thing on the road. Pony Boy's rivals include Camaro drivers, Trans Am drivers, and Corvette drivers. Occasionally they will be beat by a ricer (aka Honda, Acura, or anything with a tailpipe big enough to fit a grapefruit into) which is worse than a Mustang, but only by a small amount.
Yesterday I went up to Wendy's and saw a couple Pony Boy's standing around talking about the APC parts they recently purchased from Autozone to put into their Mustang. One of the Pony Boys even had neon underglow lights.
by Yabba Dabba Doo April 16, 2009

A small store that may sell beer, wine, chips, penny candy, and other usually small items. Similar to the stores that you might find at a gas station, a convenience store, or maybe a 7 Eleven, but usually tucked away within a neighborhood and not as well stocked.
by ButchGibson.com January 24, 2006

Southern England pervert slang meaning you're looking for an Italian prostitute. Adding an age to the request means years of experience
Swith needs a pony. Looking for one thats about 8 - 10 years old. Anywhere in Britain is ok I think.
by HGFB August 2, 2006

by anonymousdictionary123 October 8, 2017

To kick someone in the crotch with your lower leg, causing your foot to stick out on their other side. The ideal Iron Pony should lift the person off of their feet. Saying "yee-haw!" while doing this is a good bonus but isn't absolutely necessary.
"If you don't quit it I'm gonna give you an Iron Pony!" or "If you don't want to take a ride on the Iron Pony you better shut up."
by Trooper18 June 23, 2009

Sarah: Hey Dan stick you finger in my pony hole, it totally feels like a butthole.
Dan: Wow, your right it totally does.
Dan: Wow, your right it totally does.
by snyper84 September 1, 2009

Bill the pony just kicked frodo's little gay ass while he was on k-ball in the k-hole.
Here we see bill the pony breaking up the affair between aragorn and brego.
Here we see bill the pony breaking up the affair between aragorn and brego.
by Dark Snow Films August 13, 2006
