Riding the white pony

Using cocaine.

Did Billy go to the bathroom AGAIN?

Yeah dude, he's totally still riding the white pony.

Riding the white pony by Future Primitive 2 February 4, 2010

pretty prancing pony 

A coworker who puts on a show for the boss, but does no real work. The bosses' pet,who gets away with murser. As apposed to a pack mule who doesn't look like much, but does most of the real work.

She's a pretty prancing pony and the bosses' pet. The trouble with this place is there are too many ponies and not enough mules.

pretty prancing pony by knowman March 17, 2008

Wouldn't you know who won the pony

Implies that the previously stated is rigged; local wrestling promoter, as told by Jim Cornette, gave away a pony to increase ticket sales and, to avoid losing money, rigged the raffle to ensure his son would win the pony

Of course, that asshole was late again!
Oh, wouldn't you know who won the pony!

Wouldn't you know who won the pony by Jack_Bongos January 15, 2020

Face Pony 

(noun)

(1) A lesbian who (a) takes pleasure in servicing other women sexually AND (b) has no intention of perpetuating the relationship any further outside of a purely physical union.

(2) A lesbian who allows women to sit on her face for sexual gratification.

(3) Lesbian-specific synonym for "player".

I thought she really liked me, but it turns out that face pony only wants sex.

Face Pony by loveypotpie June 16, 2010

one-trick pony 

someone with only one talent, accomplishment, etc.

He has only ever been in one movie. He is a one-trick pony.

one-trick pony by The Return of Light Joker January 16, 2008

Rumble Pony 

When a guy is riding reverse cowboy style with his male partner. During the act of anal sex, the rider farts aggressively enough to make his partner's penis rumble.

A late night session of Rumble Pony ends with a very stinky room.

Rumble Pony by Louminator69 November 7, 2018

balogna pony 

1. a penis

2. the main method of transportation to tuna town

Looks like Chuck's riding the old balogna pony!

balogna pony by Epsilonium September 2, 2009