Alabama Pipeline

a rather large, most perfect penis

Is that the Alabama Pipeline in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

by stealyourfacebook September 21, 2016

Mexican Pipeline

When a guy sticks a toothpick inside of his dick hole and bangs it in until he ejaculates.

"Dude did you see what Jonny did?"
"No why?"
He did a Mexican Pipeline and he came everywhere dude!'

by Yung Maai June 15, 2018

shortstack pikelets with maple

the skirt that everyone chases and the piece of tail that no-one gets to nail.

I will have two orders of shortstack pikelets with extra maple, post haste.

by Lizzy McWhore July 30, 2004

afghan pipeline

When someone freezes their shit and then uses it as a dildo.

i could never afghan pipeline myself, what would i do with the leftover shit?

by Charles Dickens... October 8, 2009

Alaskan pipeline

When a person shits into a condom. The shit is then frozen and used as a dildo to pleasure themselves.

Jacob:Hey did you hear about Malone using the Alaskan pipeline?

Zack: That's pretty disgusting.

by almightgamR May 13, 2014

alaskan pipeline

To have anal sex with a male or female.

She let me use her alaskan pipeline last night.

by whydidntithinkofthatyet July 7, 2010

Pigel the Nig

Pigel the Nig is the opposite of Nigel the Pig. He is the anti Nigel the Pig. He does not have a close, personal relationship with the man the myth the legend Anthony Favata. He was not purchased in the spring of 2012. He is a wild guinea pig and is not a pet guinea pig like Nigel the Pig. Pigel was not fed a lot of hay. Pigel has white and black fur unlike Nigel who has black and white fur. He is commonly referred to as "Pigel" or "Nig". Unlike Nigel the Pig, he is liked by Guy 3.

Guy 1: Yo its Pigel

Guy 1: Yo hows the nig

Guy 2: Oh shoo! its Pigel the Nig

Guy 3: Yo, I love this thing, keep it here.

Anthony Favata: Yo! I dont know what this is, its some pig, I dont have its back like I do with Nigel the Pig.

by yoitspigelthenig December 17, 2013