Peter

A Peter is awesome. A Peter is funny. A Peter is the guy you turn to who essentially is your non-gay gay best friend (or NGGBF for short). Every girl wants one, and every girl that has her own Peter is eternally grateful for him. Some might even call him a "Good Luck Chuck", which may be true considering that after you've had a Peter, you know what to look for in a man from then on out. Though a Peter may be hard to catch since he is widely popular and well liked, super cute in his own charming sort of way and attracts a lot of attention, tends to always have plans, and though he loves everyone, he's very particular when it comes to matters of his own heart.

I'm having such a crappy day, I wish I had a Peter to make me feel better.

If only I knew a Peter, then maybe I'd stop dating such douche bags!

by DixieChick August 20, 2013

Peter

Peter is a name for a lovely, lovely boy.

'I love Peter.'
'Same, he's a great guy.'

by Dah-ling January 16, 2008

peter pop

Oral sex, another way to say "blow job."

My friend wants to give your brother a peter pop.

by ramblinworker April 10, 2005

Peter Pan Slap

When a man finds out actual age of the female he was with the previous night was not yet the age of consenting.

Jason got peter pan slapped when he found out Danielle was only 13!!!!!!!

He does enjoy the girls from Neverland.

by <>< thefishkid October 1, 2009

peter greg

God

Peter Greg is a mix between Peter Griffin of family guy and Greg Heffley of diary of a wimpy kid.

Peter Greg can beat your ass in cod with a guitar hero controller

by Greg Heffly's dummy thicc ass February 19, 2019

The Peter Pan Handbook

a pamphlet containing information about various things including closet monkeys, Horatio Sanchez, and when not to eat bananas

"Where did you hear that from?"

"I found it in The Peter Pan Handbook."

by Sin-dee January 11, 2009

panic pack rat peter

Other wise known as Scrat. Half squirrel and half rat. Accurately named after Scrat from ice age. Scrat is known for his skittishness and obssesion over nuts. Particularly one nut.

Scrat is just a squirrel trying to get a nut.

by G January 15, 2004