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pencil

i liek thsi pencil
by Supreme Comrade Stalin August 31, 2018
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penil

a mispronunciation of people
penil do that too, I ment people
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Roll the Pencil

When you're taking a test with multiple choice and you're desprate for answers, you can use a pencil in the same way flipping a coin works. Write a letter on each side of the pencil then roll it and hope for the best. Rolling the Pencil origionated at the Park School in Brookline, Massachusets.
G: "You ready for this Latin test?"

J: "no way... im gonna roll the pencil the for the whole test"
by Agdgdgwngo November 13, 2011
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Penile Vortex

-An over dramatised male orgasm
"I was sat jackin' it over some hot biatch when I had the most explosive Penile Vortex of my life!!!"
by Loora May 23, 2007
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bookie's pencil

a rather small penis. this refers to the small stub of pencil normally found in a betting shop or bookmakers, the shortened version of which is known as a bookie.
he's got a cock like a bookie's pencil.
by papers March 29, 2007
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penile disfunction

Lacking the ability to get an erect penis.
Damn, I'm going to need some viagra for my penile disfunction!
by MUG March 7, 2004
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I'll pencil you in

A nice way to say "fuck off...im not interested"
Girl: Want to go out friday night? I'll bring pictures of my horse!
Guy: ...Um....I'll Pencil You In.
by BlackCotton May 20, 2004
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