n. v. The unintened result of eceeding ones threshold of arousal whereby leaving ejaculant in ones pants.
by afrizbie January 23, 2012
Get the Oyster Pantsmug. A large bulge of fatty tissue below the belt line and above the crotch. A large enough bulge will cause a fully expanded pair of pleated slacks to closely resemble a pumpkin.
by T'ardstrong January 29, 2008
Get the pumpkin in pantsmug. Referring to whether someone's a top or bottom in a homosexual relationship.
NOT the same as "who wears the pants in the relationship"
NOT the same as "who wears the pants in the relationship"
by Grooaci June 4, 2020
Get the Shirts/Pantsmug. Baggy trousers worn by old people. The waist is usually elasticated because the wearer has arthritic fingers incapable of fastening buttons and zips. The decrepit bag-wearer always forgets to wash these repulsive garments which end up smelling like a Paki's toilet on a particularly bad day. Pensioner Pants are very popular with obese, long-past-it security guards who bore you to death with tales of their holidays in South Africa.
Good God! Look at Pork Scotch! What's the old twat wearing now?
They're his Pensioner Pants. Had them since 1973 and never washed them.
They're his Pensioner Pants. Had them since 1973 and never washed them.
by Flappy Dickwad June 3, 2009
Get the Pensioner Pantsmug. by b_bradsky January 13, 2010
Get the Pants on the Groundmug. by OLD SMELLYPANTS February 27, 2011
Get the BIG PANTSmug. by giraffe-o February 4, 2007
Get the tarantula pantsmug.