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Oyster Pants

n. v. The unintened result of eceeding ones threshold of arousal whereby leaving ejaculant in ones pants.
After Luke and Brian were touching ech other ever so gently, Luke walked away with oyster pants.
by afrizbie January 23, 2012
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Shirts/Pants

Referring to whether someone's a top or bottom in a homosexual relationship.

NOT the same as "who wears the pants in the relationship"
Alyx: I wear shirts/pants
Amy: uh-huh...
Alyx: But I'm in the market for pants atm
Amy: gootcha
by Grooaci June 4, 2020
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pants head

A goofball tell-it-like-it-is nickname for a person who wears their pants on their head.
You, my sad sir, are a regressed and foolish pants head!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2021
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Pensioner Pants

Baggy trousers worn by old people. The waist is usually elasticated because the wearer has arthritic fingers incapable of fastening buttons and zips. The decrepit bag-wearer always forgets to wash these repulsive garments which end up smelling like a Paki's toilet on a particularly bad day. Pensioner Pants are very popular with obese, long-past-it security guards who bore you to death with tales of their holidays in South Africa.
Good God! Look at Pork Scotch! What's the old twat wearing now?

They're his Pensioner Pants. Had them since 1973 and never washed them.
by Flappy Dickwad June 3, 2009
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Pants on the Ground

A fantastic new song explaining the sloppy appearance of American youth debuted on American Idol
"Lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground!!"
by b_bradsky January 13, 2010
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BIG PANTS

A PERSON WHO THINKS HE'S IN CHARGE.USUALLY ,A BALL WASHER AT WORK.
THAT PAUL SURE HAS BIG PANTS
by OLD SMELLYPANTS February 27, 2011
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tarantula pants

The unshorn parts of a woman's nether regions.
Ya see a chik with thick eyebrows, you know she's sportin the tarantula pants.
by giraffe-o February 4, 2007
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