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Panzerxual

Uncontrollable attraction to any type of Panzer class tank.

These types of taboos usually form in 2 particular cases, the first one usually forms in adolescence, when studying World War II; and the second is usually formed in German teenagers who feel a great pride towards their military past.
John and Mary are married and are going to plan their weekend...
-So, Mary, would you like to go to the new World War II tank exhibit?

-I don't know if I can, it's that you'll see, I'm Panzerxual, and I think just seeing those guns would turn me on.

-Emmmm...Okey ...
by Teacher Mendel November 5, 2019
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Panera buns

When you order food at any Panera Bread, but the child molester-looking staff solicit you sexually.
"Bro, my Panera buns are the envy of everyone in a ten mile radius. And this scares me."
by Squatacles March 16, 2020
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Pannenesque

Something that Pannen would say/do.
CadBrad asked a question completly off topic, that was pretty pannenesque of him to do that.
by SuperM789 March 19, 2020
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Pankers

You pank right now chill
This shit is pankers
by WooldyDL December 28, 2020
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panzerotti

When a girl says she coming over but doesn't want to do anything sexually, so you go and make a panzerotti to bust a nut in it then serve it to her.
Micheal enjoys eating panzerotti
by Nijaro January 28, 2021
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Panzer

Panzer is a german word for "tank".

A tank is an armored fighting vehicle that is often used in front-line ground combat.

If you are searching for this you probably are very into war or just finished watching "girls und panzer"
"Enemy ahead!!! Panzer Vor!"
"Nice tank! is that a Panzer IV?"
by cheyenne89134 March 14, 2021
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pannel.vfx

by God supporter March 19, 2021
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