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counter-offer

Most common at many small/thrift/second-hand stores where the checkout-clerk is also the store's owner, this term refers to the act of asking the cashier for a discounted price on a piece of merchandise; i.e., an amount that's somewhat lower than what the store is asking for the item.
During a visit to the local factory-outlet clothing store, I found a shirt that I really liked, but I noticed that it had a couple buttons missing, so I made a counter-offer when I reached the checkout, and got the garment for two dollars off.
by QuacksO September 2, 2018
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Nooberto-oomer

A nooberto who is also a boomer. This term is mostly used as an insult.
Dude, you're such a nooberto-oomer!
Will you ever stop acting like a nooberto-oomer?
by valindra4829419091 June 9, 2020
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Nick Offerman

The alpha male actor known for playing Ron Swanson on parks and recreation.
Nick Offerman: I used to play Ron Swanson.
by The names were taken November 29, 2020
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Get Oofed

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

...
Guy 1: Hey, do you want to beat off to Mia Khalifa?
Guy 2: Ya sure, found new stuff?
Guy 1: Yes YAAS, check this out
Guy 1: Proceeds to show Lyrics of Rickroll Get Oofed
by WhyDoIExistIfWeAreGonnaDie December 27, 2020
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Rob offer

A fantasy football trade so one sided only Rob could dream it up.
They've offered Lacazette and Gundogan for Bruno Fernandes, that's such a Rob offer
by Two Girls One Klopp August 17, 2021
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onner-offer

An Onner-Offer is the device that turns on and off the television,DVD, VCR. Its sometimes referred to as a remote control
Hey Dad I can’t find the Onner-Offer
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Better Offer Club

A person who makes plans with multiple different people or groups, but ends up with the one with the most advantageous predicted outcome.
Sam: What are you doing tonight?
Pat: Going out with Alex, Dave, and Matt. Wanna join us?
Sam: Definitely, but Dave told me he was going to the sold-out concert. Maddy gave him her extra ticket.
Pat: That makes sense. Dave has always been in the Better Offer Club
Sam: Agreed. He’s the CEO of the BOC
by New Edina Bailey February 25, 2022
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