When at least five gay (or curious) guys watch a movie on a couch and enter each other by sitting on one another's laps. Being the bottom of the totem pole is the straightest position, whereas the top is the gayest. Basically a vertical train.
by Mitey Fulkron December 19, 2008
by Cobble935 May 19, 2020
Wanna go pole walking?
by Polewalker December 12, 2007
The act of pooping, where a single log of poop touches the bowl of the toilet while still attached to the anus.
Johnny was in the bathroom stall when all of a sudden he yelled out 'TOTEM POLE' after having accomplished the mega log from butt to bowl in 1 piece.
by Scott Munsie December 18, 2007
Making pole-pilates funner, one can exercise her core muscles' strength playing pole jockey to some satisfied audience.
by hammer---;, hytham May 02, 2007
The fetish of using a tweezer to stick red pepper flakes into your pee-hole. The man then screams out "FIRE IN THE POLE!" at the top of his lungs, usually in extreme extasy/pain.
It was only a matter of time before Andre's job at the Pepper and Tweezer Emporium led to his uncurable "fire in the pole" fetish.
by ickabodCANE March 30, 2004
A word for when someone rejects your tongue being inserted to their mouth so you end up licking their teeth.
by Gemash July 18, 2011