Mitch

An awesome friend who is as strong a fuck and threatens to bash you even though he is joking. he may have a tiny dick but he good friend

he look its mitch

by little broccoli May 19, 2021

Mitch

Mitch a man bitch, has no friends and doesn’t hop off xbox a loser who has a small dick, don’t be a Mitch

Guy 1 - yo you have a small cock
Guy 2 - yeah I have a Mitch I’m a loser and a gay cunt like mitxh

by November 05, 2021

Mitch

A male bitch

My ex was definitely a mitch

by Kc Bway November 23, 2021

Mitch

A name referring to the guy with the largest shlong.

"Who's the mitch of the group?"

by Grey112 November 03, 2020

Mitch

(noun) a male bitch

as in 'my mitch is here.'

by Thorusaurus October 25, 2017

Mitch

a white knight

GeneralMitch is Fuslies White Knight

by boizaf October 13, 2021

Mitch

Someone with an inability to party

Colloquialism: Being a mitch

A person characterised by an inability to party

“I’m going to bed”

“Already? You’re such a Mitch”

by Notdeejay January 09, 2022