Fresh Loaf

A steamy, hot, fresh turd. The kind you leave behind and don’t flush.
I just pinched a fresh loaf. Go check it out.

Every stall at the theater bathroom had a fresh loaf. It was quite the vile scene.

That fresh loaf I dropped left a putrid scent even I couldn’t stand.
by Eaton Holgoode November 06, 2018
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Jive Loaf

Yo you need to buy some of that jive loaf from Smokey. That shit is the bomb
by Big poppas lost brother September 15, 2008
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web loafing

To pass time surfing the web without working or in avoiding work.
This definition was created while I was "web loafing" at work.
by krwada March 03, 2006
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Tofa Loaf

A male who eats dragonflys wings and sucks toes.
Tom: "Yo man last night me and my girl had wicked fun. I sucked her toes and them we went to the swap and ate some dragonflys wings."
Hank: "Dude, your such a Tofa Loaf."
by L.G. June 14, 2008
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Meat loafing

When you take the last, sloppiest girl at the bar home to fuck.
Man, I had no choice, I was meat loafing last night.
by Axon January 18, 2015
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sea loaf

A loaf that swims in the sea and sucks up all the bacteria
by Tsilkky March 21, 2016
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loafing the mule

"Yeah man I didn't hook up with that girl last night, so I ended up going home and loafing the mule"
by stu2.0 February 03, 2010
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