smooth jazz

A metaphorical tub of musical shit.

I would rather swallow a jar of potassium cyanide, attend a Kenny G concert, play tag on the freeway, or stick my head in an open fire than listen to smooth jazz.

by inbe August 17, 2005

Jazz Finger

AKA the Bird or middle finger. Derived from a feminist request to refrain from clapping and use jazz hands to show appreciation at a conference to as to not 'trigger' attendees by clapping.

SJWs want us to use Jazz hands instead of applause, let me show them my Jazz Finger.

by Thralkhar July 2, 2016

Jazz Finger

Klaxons Slang (Anglo-Klaxon) This is when people are guitar-wanking (showing off a song.) Although it doesn't have to music-related - just something over the top and unnecessary.

John - "Man, Wolfmother Jazz Finger too much!"

by Spider Gregg October 25, 2006

jazz pants

noun: Large, billowy, MC Hammer-esque pants with stirrups. The stirrups are essential to contain all that jazz.

"Check out those jazz pants. He's a hep cat."
"Yeah man, those are hip. *snaps*"

by Kara P December 14, 2008

AH Jazz

Transformers death but not forgotten. He was a great autobot. A reference from Optimus Prime saying in regards to Jazz's death "AH Jazz" we must remember him for trying to take Megatron on his own.

Definition- someone who is brave not worthy of the outcome even if he is going to die to a greater foe.

Ironhide: "we couldn't save him"
Optimus Prime (holding the 2 halves of Jazz): "AH JAZZ"

by RandyMarsh101 June 15, 2022

Jazz Guns

1. Violently shaking finger guns
2. A combination of finger guns and jazz hands

Man did you see them doing jazz guns? I heard a lot of people are doing them these days.

by WithoutCheckered May 8, 2021

Jazz Rat

The holy rat of jazz that blesses us each and every single day. He is glory, he is grace, he is jazz rat. Jazz Rat is known for his immense knowledge of jazz and skills on the saxophones, he also has an alternate ego named "Fancy Rat". He is a world renowned asexual icon as well as jazzromantic. Little known fact : His cousin is Remi the rat and he really enjoys grilled cheese.

Holy crap I just saw Jazz Rat live in concert! He truly is my hero.

by Ottoxinuk March 10, 2020