I would rather swallow a jar of potassium cyanide, attend a Kenny G concert, play tag on the freeway, or stick my head in an open fire than listen to smooth jazz.
by inbe August 17, 2005
Get the smooth jazzmug. AKA the Bird or middle finger. Derived from a feminist request to refrain from clapping and use jazz hands to show appreciation at a conference to as to not 'trigger' attendees by clapping.
by Thralkhar July 2, 2016
Get the Jazz Fingermug. Klaxons Slang (Anglo-Klaxon) This is when people are guitar-wanking (showing off a song.) Although it doesn't have to music-related - just something over the top and unnecessary.
by Spider Gregg October 25, 2006
Get the Jazz Fingermug. noun: Large, billowy, MC Hammer-esque pants with stirrups. The stirrups are essential to contain all that jazz.
by Kara P December 14, 2008
Get the jazz pantsmug. The holy rat of jazz that blesses us each and every single day. He is glory, he is grace, he is jazz rat. Jazz Rat is known for his immense knowledge of jazz and skills on the saxophones, he also has an alternate ego named "Fancy Rat". He is a world renowned asexual icon as well as jazzromantic. Little known fact : His cousin is Remi the rat and he really enjoys grilled cheese.
by Ottoxinuk March 10, 2020
Get the Jazz Ratmug. Beautiful and talented the one who has brought rythym friendly but mischievous there is no one like her
by 😈😇 May 26, 2018
Get the zaila-jazzmug. Ultimately the best extracurricular ever. Imagine 20 dude/ettes all standing around each other for a couple hours a week playing the romantic style of music. Hell yeah. Under the hot stage lights for 3 to 4 hours at a time sweating your uniforms off making your instrument shiny. What’s there not to love?
by Yoinks there’s Scoob December 29, 2019
Get the Jazz Bandmug.