wrong number

Being falsely accused of taking a bad smelling shit in a public restroom.

"So i went into the restroom right after Josh had dropped this rank ass turd, then when i was washing my hands after pissing someone else came in and thought i was the one who stunk the place up. Josh totally wrong numbered me"

by Erich S December 28, 2007

numbers

A rather brutal and secretive group of prison gangs in South Africa. Number gangs have numbers instead of names, and typically have millitary-style hierarchy, extensive tattoos, strict internal laws, and require violence against prison staff for initiation. The 28 Gang also has a system for distributing sex between new recruits and established members. Recently featured on a BBC documentary.

Numbers gangs include the 26s, 27s, 28s, etc...

by gooberliberation March 13, 2006

client number nine

1) Former NY governor Elliot Spitzer, who was given this designation by a call girl ring to protect his identity.
2)What one pitcher calls the opposing pitcher in the National League when he homers off of him. Cause he's his bitch.
3)A John who can manage to move his bowels 4 1/2 times during a single session with a prostitute.

1) Madam- Take client number nine tonight, and wear make him wear a rubber helmet.
Hillary (not her real name)- Good thing you're not running the witness protection program.
Madam- Shut your pie hole, and get on your back!
2) In 2001, Mike Hampton was client #9 to seven hurlers, but he was playing in Colorado, where I think prostitution is legal.
3) Madam- Take client number nine tonight, and bring some baby-wipes.
Hillary- **GROAN***

by wisk March 13, 2008

number one baby

A significant other; Love of one's life; the most important person in your life (note: one's number one baby could very likely also be their manager)

After the dodger game, Armen made love to Marlene like she was his number one baby!

by Armen N August 7, 2006

numbie

The use of a small amount of cocaine on the gums and/or teeth, tongue, or lips to produce analgesia (numbness)

Do you want a numbie from this shit? It made my whole face numb!

by TheHazyJ October 1, 2009

Number

12345678910111213141516171819202122232425262627282930

I i need 1 bag of sugar

I need 2 bottles of milk

I need 3 PS4’s
How many numbers is that

by Ghhfhdhdhshshhd August 17, 2018

fuck number

The setting on a Sleep Number® Bed used for fucking.Usually a much higher number than used for sleeping.

My sleep number is 35 and the wife's is 55 but our fuck number is a firm 85.

by wolfbait51 June 11, 2011