apathy deer

apathy deer is something some people may say whenever like theres a apathetic deer in there backyard cause there in like kansas or something and there like ''wow, that deer ?? really just does not care at all dude about those like grass blades'' ''yeah thats a pretty apathy deer moment if you ask me, ryan'' and then the deer, well, they just, EAT those blades of grass like its NOBODYS business, and they dont even CARE. its commonly used as a slang term with people from US states that have deers, and are basically just trees and farm land and how did people even build there and really, why ???
person one : hey ryan, have you seen that deer ??

person two : oh yeah there really a apathy deer right now, i barely have ever seen those
by angelism April 16, 2022
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jhon deer

KIEK DOAR! EEN JHON DEER! poah helemaal mooi
by don't use your real name twat January 09, 2017
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deer ears

The redneck version of the mile high club. To have sex or masturbate in nature.
Jim: Did you hear John got his deer ears?
Peter: Oh, yeah?

Jim: Yeah, he rubbed one out in the forest yesterday.
by beavae October 14, 2021
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deer ears

The redneck version of the mile high club. To have sex or masturbate in nature.
Justin: I got my deer ears yesterday!
John: Proud of you, bud.
by beavae October 14, 2021
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Deered

Has a couple of different meanings. Prominently used to describe when someone is getting their ass beat in a fight. Can also be used to describe someone who has a crisp haircut.
“Ahhh, I see the barber deered you up with the nice fade. Did you watch Ben Askren get deered up by Jake Paul?”
by TheGodFather5 July 29, 2021
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Whitetail Deer

It’s a deer that lives in the wilderness, sees every damn movement you make, makes them hard to kill, if your not baiting them, every time I kill one I hit it from the behind, and eat it raw thank you.
Alex: Did you kill a Whitetail Deer

Kyle: Yes I hit it from that back
by Diplotard_101 November 07, 2020
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connor deer

Connor Deer is the most well know virgin there can be. Never even kissed or look at a girl before all he tends to is watching my little pony cartoons having sex and him maturbating for hours at a time!! so dont be a connor deer get out there!!!
damn that kid js a connor deer
by it’s a mf secret December 10, 2018
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