Norwegian Breakfast

The offering of oral sex to a member of the intellectually superior, large-penised nationality in hopes of acquiring additional intelligence and/or larger genitalia.

I'll have a Norwegian Breakfast for one, please.

by NBF1 September 25, 2010

Norwegian wood

That good good ganja, aka weed.

hey maaan, thats some good norwegian wood maaan.

by havodthegoobyinyourassbitch April 13, 2015

Norwegian snowplow

When you fun on a girl's back and you use the rim of your man bazooka to plow the seen like a knife through head cheese

I used the Norwegian snowplow on my girl last night and she loved it.

by Pr3cursor Pr1m3 November 11, 2017

norwegian girl

A tiny girl with flat breasts, usualy blond with blue eyes. Nobody likes a Norwegian girl.

Like, here goes this norwegian girl. Hope she goes away soon.

by Gorligirl February 6, 2018

Norwegian King Herald V

An eccentric Norwegian King who has control over name's, that is to say he change the names of people,places, hair care products, the titles of sequels to disney classics and Hanna Montana songs. His powers comes from a rather flamboyant scepter has been known to release deffening noises upon it's use which is why King Herald allows for a brief pause inbetween each usage in order for the ringing sound in his ears to subside. recently scintists were allowed to observe this scepter and found it's suppernatural power is apperant nullified the north korean province of P'Yonganamdo Kim Jong Il released a statement saying that his scientist's had figured out a way to protect themselves from the name changing powers of Norway using nuclear technology. Scientists reported that the cases of radiation realated death in the province had increased by 85%.

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Norwegian King Herald V notable acts: appointment on Regal Sir Lord Duke Duke Lumbardi as the keeper of the shrew's
Norwegian King Herald V has been know to: eat a shrew based diet and Pasta prepared by Regal Sir Lord Duke Duke Lumbardi, wears a cloak made from shrew's that has been passed down from generation to generation and is a proud symbol of norwegian leadership skills.

by midget giraffe January 2, 2010

Norwegia

Nowegia is the home of the norwegian goats and humans. Goats are the official animal of Norwegia and these goats are special because they are green and pink. Never trust a Nowegian goat from Norwegia. Norwegia is where the Norwegian people live so not Norway. Let's make it clear that Norway is not a place. The history of Norwegia is very special. In the early years there was a queen in Norwegia and her name was Klaudia, she ruled the world of Norwegia and now the world is better than ever. Norwegia is life!!

"Hey dude where do Norwegians come from?"
"They come from Norwegia, where Queen Klaudia ruled the world"

"Who ruled Norwegia in the early years?"
"Queen Klaudia the most beautiful and amazing human ever"

by NorweigiaIsLife May 21, 2018

norwegian ballcrunch

When someone from norway eat your balls while taking a shit on your nipples

Guy 1- "Hey! Did you see that guy over there?"

Guy 2- "Yes, he went to Norway and got the norwegian ballcrunch.."

Guy 1- "Oh.. poor nipples"

by Tullegutten89 May 20, 2011