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tomato tan

A term used by people who have spent too long in the sun without suncream, aka. an extreme case of sunburn.
"Dude that's a sick tomato tan! How long were you out there?"
"Eight hours."
by robbo6124 August 20, 2009
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Koolaid Tan

When You fall asleep on the beach and you wake up with sunburn
That Fool Gotta A Koolaid TAN from the flea
by Budlightman February 11, 2010
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Casino tan

The blindingly white, pale skin of a professional poker player or casino employee that reflects their nocturnal schedules, and the fact they spend so many hours in a casino each day regardless of the time of day.
John's casino tan was evidence he almost never left the poker table.
by Playwinningpoker.com February 24, 2009
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Hick Tan

When a person appears to have a tan, but is actually just covered in dirt.
Guy1: Wow. Schoolmate1 got really tan from that backpacking trip.
Guy2: No Guy1, that's just a hick tan. He hasn't bathed since he left for it.
by burkeri September 10, 2011
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google tan

Similar to "goggle tan". Instead, you have "Google" imprinted on your face from being in front of Google's intense UV rays for too long.
Dude! You are teh l33t, I am in awe of your google tan.
by Jason Davies December 9, 2008
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Dungeon Tan

The skin type of a person of which is really pale and who seems to be playing Xbox or Playstation constantly without receiving sunlight.
Tom: "OMG, have you seen Tim lately?"

Dave: "No, he's probably in a basement playing Xbox and getting a dungeon tan."
by HesAnonymous December 6, 2010
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Wikipe-tan

A fictional anime-style preteen girl who is the official mascot of Wikipedia. Originally created by Kasuga, an admin on the Japanese Wikipedia. After it was learned that Kasuga draws cartoon child pornography off-site as a "hobby", this caused a minor PR disaster on Wikipedia. (Ironically in Japanese, "tan" refers to someone you want to have sex with - in the case of Wikipedos, a preteen girl apparently).
Wikipedia administrator: "Oh no! If the public finds out that the creator of Wikipe-tan is a hentai child porn freak, this will destroy Wikipedia's reputation!"
by VVX13 March 5, 2010
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