1 People who sit on the political fence, 2 their views change with their audience, 3 they never take a stance on their own morals, ideals and convictions,
4 some do this to avoid conflict and others 5 to debate any and every topic, 6 the idea of agreeing to disagree will often be mute to them (+not to be confused with the narcissist) as they 7 state their opinion as fact, 8 saying all kinds of things but nothing of real substance, 9 saying they are against capitalism yet you will often find them 10 Tweeting from their iPhone as they 11 drink a Starbucks, 12 Seen by many as hypocritical~making as much sense as a Percocet addict donating money to pharma.
13 Snowflakes hold onto a system of “dazzle them with your brilliance or baffle them with your bullsh*t.” And, 14 give a whole new meaning to, what I say and what I mean are two different things, therefore they are always right (++again, not to be mistaken for the narcissist). **Left, right, conservative, liberal, and yes, snowflakes are not defined by this trait it is Accentuated in the latter 15 much like their namesake, Snowflakes melt when it gets too hot in the political and social arenas
16 highly sensitive 17 easily offended 18 usually dramatic in nature 19 world-wide but the US has a higher concentration as of today 20 everything triggers them often making them a victim, *in their own mind.
June 14, 2021, source; HOG FAMILY, UNINCORPORATED.
4 some do this to avoid conflict and others 5 to debate any and every topic, 6 the idea of agreeing to disagree will often be mute to them (+not to be confused with the narcissist) as they 7 state their opinion as fact, 8 saying all kinds of things but nothing of real substance, 9 saying they are against capitalism yet you will often find them 10 Tweeting from their iPhone as they 11 drink a Starbucks, 12 Seen by many as hypocritical~making as much sense as a Percocet addict donating money to pharma.
13 Snowflakes hold onto a system of “dazzle them with your brilliance or baffle them with your bullsh*t.” And, 14 give a whole new meaning to, what I say and what I mean are two different things, therefore they are always right (++again, not to be mistaken for the narcissist). **Left, right, conservative, liberal, and yes, snowflakes are not defined by this trait it is Accentuated in the latter 15 much like their namesake, Snowflakes melt when it gets too hot in the political and social arenas
16 highly sensitive 17 easily offended 18 usually dramatic in nature 19 world-wide but the US has a higher concentration as of today 20 everything triggers them often making them a victim, *in their own mind.
June 14, 2021, source; HOG FAMILY, UNINCORPORATED.
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Someone who's either super far left or super far right on the political spectrum who can't respect someone's opinions or take a joke.
How to spot a far left snowflake:
Ususally a white female with neon colored hair, is super fat, has a "Coexist" sticker on their car (when they would literally wish death on you for being pro-life or even the tiniest bit religious), smells like cat piss or sewage, wears tacky clothes, needs a literal cry room, has a victim complex, has no concept of how the world works,and commonly found on an American college campus protesting something nobody cares about instead of going to class.
How to spot a far right snowflake:
Usually a white male with a Nazi swastika tattooed on his arm, bald, either super muscular or super fat, drives a jacked up truck with bright ass headlights (tends to ride your bumper if you're going the speed limit because if he doesn't go 75 mph+ his dick is going to fall off, and he will blind you with the headlights), idolizes misogynistic assholes, abuses his family (wife, kids, and pets), and has tiny dick syndrome.
How to spot a far left snowflake:
Ususally a white female with neon colored hair, is super fat, has a "Coexist" sticker on their car (when they would literally wish death on you for being pro-life or even the tiniest bit religious), smells like cat piss or sewage, wears tacky clothes, needs a literal cry room, has a victim complex, has no concept of how the world works,and commonly found on an American college campus protesting something nobody cares about instead of going to class.
How to spot a far right snowflake:
Usually a white male with a Nazi swastika tattooed on his arm, bald, either super muscular or super fat, drives a jacked up truck with bright ass headlights (tends to ride your bumper if you're going the speed limit because if he doesn't go 75 mph+ his dick is going to fall off, and he will blind you with the headlights), idolizes misogynistic assholes, abuses his family (wife, kids, and pets), and has tiny dick syndrome.
Scenario one-
Me: Ugh, misogyny is disgusting.
Far-right snowflake: Shut up you stupid bitch, make me a sandwich
Me: Leave me alone you fucking snowflake, get your own damn sandwich and take your tiny dick syndrome elsewhere
Far-right snowflake: (Tries to hit me).
Me: (Dodges and kicks the snowflake in his tiny dick)
Far-right snowflake: (Screams like a little girl)
Me: Don't try to lay your hands on a woman unless you want her foot to give you a free vasectomy. Fucking asshole!
Scenario two:
Me: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Couldn't tell you, they'd just sit in the dark complaining about how it's somehow a man's fault the light is broken!
Far-left snowflake: You're rude and insensitive! How can you say such a thing as a woman?
Me: Because I have a sense of humor and don't sympathize with women who go out of their way to put men down just because they exist. When was the last time you sat down with a man and just talked about a topic that interested both of you?
Far-left snowflake: I don't remember.
Me: Exactly. If you weren't such a snowflake, maybe you wouldn't alienate the men like your dad who actually do care about you.
Far-left snowflake: My dad left when my mom was pregnant with me. I have a brother, but I haven't seen or spoken to him in years because he's a man.
Me: See? Maybe try giving him a call and reconciling.
Me: Ugh, misogyny is disgusting.
Far-right snowflake: Shut up you stupid bitch, make me a sandwich
Me: Leave me alone you fucking snowflake, get your own damn sandwich and take your tiny dick syndrome elsewhere
Far-right snowflake: (Tries to hit me).
Me: (Dodges and kicks the snowflake in his tiny dick)
Far-right snowflake: (Screams like a little girl)
Me: Don't try to lay your hands on a woman unless you want her foot to give you a free vasectomy. Fucking asshole!
Scenario two:
Me: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Couldn't tell you, they'd just sit in the dark complaining about how it's somehow a man's fault the light is broken!
Far-left snowflake: You're rude and insensitive! How can you say such a thing as a woman?
Me: Because I have a sense of humor and don't sympathize with women who go out of their way to put men down just because they exist. When was the last time you sat down with a man and just talked about a topic that interested both of you?
Far-left snowflake: I don't remember.
Me: Exactly. If you weren't such a snowflake, maybe you wouldn't alienate the men like your dad who actually do care about you.
Far-left snowflake: My dad left when my mom was pregnant with me. I have a brother, but I haven't seen or spoken to him in years because he's a man.
Me: See? Maybe try giving him a call and reconciling.
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Get the Snowflake mug.Hym "Oh no is the snowflake offended? Aw man! Here I was trying REAL hard not to offend anybody and well dontcha know I went ahead and I did the thing. I offended you. That's super unfortunate. Was it the 'you're all retarded' part or was it 'your religion is an incest cult' part? Hmm... Maybe it was the 'Your kids a shit and you are shit and I would drone strike the shit out of you both part? I don't know. Wait! Maybe it was the rape stuff! I mean, it sure as hell doesn't seem to be the targeted harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia that follows you around for years and the don't do it cus your kids will get shot in the face. Can't be that... What did I say that was offensive? Definitely not the whole 'Fuck your kids in the face' part because YOU'RE ALREADY DOING IT! Right? Number 1 offenders says Tim Tebow. Welp. I don't know. Let me know and I will ignore you completely and keep doing it."
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What it isn't: A left wing person, or a person calling out bigotry. There are plenty of conservative snowflakes, political views doesn't come into it.
What it isn't: A left wing person, or a person calling out bigotry. There are plenty of conservative snowflakes, political views doesn't come into it.
The owner of the syrup brand decided to remove racist imagery from their packaging. This prompted many snowflakes to throw a tantrum and whinge about "cancel culture".
The 31 year old snowflake was upset because the world wouldn't cater to his every whim.
The snowflake was incredibly upset because the movie had a male character who is in love with another male character, and called for a boycott of the production company.
The 31 year old snowflake was upset because the world wouldn't cater to his every whim.
The snowflake was incredibly upset because the movie had a male character who is in love with another male character, and called for a boycott of the production company.
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