Panty Mullet

A pubic hairstyle where the top half above the penis or vagina is neatly trimmed as the underside, below the balls or below the vagina, is long and full of volume. Business up top, party on the balls. There are other variations of pubic styling; panty stash, panty Hitler, ect.

"Dude, I was doing this chick and she had a mean panty mullet going on!"

by Bagelboiz69 June 22, 2009

peter mullet

a woman that jumps from dick to dick

that girl must be a peter mullet cause, she leaves the bar with a different guy each night.

by Peter Solong July 5, 2009

touchas mullet

touchas is butt in yiddish and mullet means business in the front, party in the back now we have to look at the human body and go to the butt area.
it is when you have hair all around your asshole and can be very long, curly, or wavy. it is very long, over 6 inches long.

her touchas mullet was so long that i braided it with beads and made her buttlocks!

his touchas mullet was so hairy and curly i could have cut it off and made a wig.

everytime i fart my touchas mullet waves like a flag in the wind

by chill311 August 23, 2009

hockey mullet

The infamous mullet originated with hockey players, as they needed short hair on top so their helmets would fit snugly and long hair in back to keep their necks warm.

The hockey mullet inspired and greatly influenced hairstyles in the 80's and early 90's.

by Fang1 March 2, 2016

National kiss a mullet day

On this day you gotta kiss any guy/girl with a mullet

Hey you hear it national kiss a mullet day bows my chance to kiss that cute truck guy

by Yetusthatfetus October 20, 2019

mullet

A hair cut with the front short (business in front) and the back long (party in back). Like The force, There is a dark side of the mullet kingdom, led by an evil lady with a crazy mullet down my road. There is also a good side. This kid I saw a a lake, about 5 years old, had the best mullet in the world. He leads the good side with all his glorius mulletude. However, a mullet cannot be grown. It has to be trimmed (in the front only). You cannot start off bald and spontaneously grow one. One day one child will be born with a mullet. He will also grow mullets, and will not have to cut the front to keep it "business in front". He will be the Redneck Messiah.

I am a profesional mullet spotter

by El Chupasombra December 28, 2005

mullet boy

Someone with very long hair that happens to be very long in the back and top, and very short on the sides.

D.O.A and Julius (pre w2z) are mullet boys.

by Julius March 30, 2003