Monkeyshines

A person that you can pay to make you happy for an hour.

"Oh yeah, that's godd head Monkeyshines"

by Kiss Mike Hunt March 5, 2008

Monkeism (Ideology)

Monkeism is a Communist ideology. It has a theory of liberation of Monkes from hooman and capital oppression through a Monke guerilla war. The ideology has Joseph Stalin and his work and INGSOC as it's main inspirations. As an Ideology,it was developed in Discord by Revolutionary Leader Comrade Monke and played a core role in the "Stalin's Cult of Personality" regime.

Uphold Monkeism (Ideology) and the five classics: Marx, Engels, Lenin, Stalin and Monke!

by captain jack sparrow345 September 26, 2021

monkee phur

the shit

you's stylin' in dhat monkee phur

by bhavani ganna- va- rape- U ! February 7, 2004

chaos monkeys

Creatures that sit in a room randomly pecking at typewriter keys indefinitely. Give them enough time and they'll type words, sentences, and eventually entire novels and brilliant literary works purely by accident.

Unrelated to actual Earth monkeys.

"I don't have a clue what I should write for this!!"
"Get a few of the chaos monkeys to work on it, they'll eventually make one. Well, that, or Hamlet."

by Mantarni October 26, 2009

monkeyshine

some stupid name for a joke mailing list

marcus is a monkeyshine

by Shaun March 28, 2003

Munkees

ME! a gurl that makes definitions at urbandictionary.com.

a duh. i like boyzzz

by MUNKEES!!! November 11, 2003

crotch monkeys

The power of a computer, usually only a laptop computer. Strangely linked with the idea of cogs whirring in a human mind, the crotch monkeys do the sums inside the laptop. The more crotch monkeys - the faster the machine, and vice versa.

Jesus, look at that brand new apple jobbie, think how many crotch monkeys that fuck's got.

by Rawson September 21, 2003