Midnight Rain

When a male has a nocturnal emission so powerful that he squirts onto his ceiling and his emission drips down on him.

Guy1: Last night I was sleeping and all of a sudden it felt like it was raining, it turned out I just experienced Midnight Rain.
Guy2: Whens the last time you jacked off?
Guy1: Its been a while....

by MidnightRain February 26, 2011

midnight memories

70's term for late night/early morning sex.

My wife and I never slept, We were too busy making midnight memories.

by codered3453 January 11, 2014

midnight golfer

someone who chases balls in the dark, or likes to putt in the rough. A homsexual male.

Yo, I don't care what you say -- any dude who cries at the end of Brokeback Mountain is a midnight golfer for sure.

by the avi January 27, 2006

Stroke of Midnight

Masturbating or receiving a hand job in the middle of the night. This act is most popular during New Year’s celebrations however it can technically take place any night.

1.) Damn, I can’t wait till she experiences the stroke of midnight.

2.) I bet my houseguest will be surprised when they see the stroke of midnight hit.

by Mopery December 30, 2011

Midnight Cowboy

A Midnight Cowboy is a male prostitute.

When I was younger, I was a Midnight Cowboy turning tricks at good hotels!

by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021

Midnight Red

When a girl gets her period at night.

"Why are you walking like that"

"because...i pulled a midnight red"

by Zaynskinnys November 28, 2013

Midnight man

Midnight man
The midnight man is a poor soul who sam golbach (aka has a the smallest dick on the block) keeps annoying and

Midnight man: oooh a new person to haunt hahahahaha
Sam:....
Midnight man: oh for fucks sake you again?!?

Sam:...

Midnight man:...
Sam: sooooo how’s it gooooinnnng

Midnight man: well lucifer dumped me again he cheated with Gabriel can you believe it?!

Sam: yeah dude that mad

by Lucifer666k June 22, 2019