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micro-gambling

A slang word used to describe shady business practices where a game developer or similar company uses randomized packages, also known as "loot boxes", to offer some part of the game back to the player or consumer, typically with a way to spend real world money to purchase said packages.
EA has added micro-gambling to it's new game Star Wars Battlefront 2.
by Cephon April 20, 2018
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Micro

Micro- As in "micro-penis" that refers to men who are so narcissistic or have such low self esteem that they feel the need to treat women like shit, drive pickup trucks with lift kits and nut sacks hanging off the hitch, have the Truth Social handle @therealdonaldtrump, or identify themselves as a Office of Management and Budget Director and a Christian Nationalist, and finally, anyone who was involved in writing or agrees with Project 2025.
The man that has the Truth Social handle @therealdonaldtrump has to do insane, stupid as fuck things to stay in the news 24/7 because he is so micro and he knows that the world knows it and he can't stand it.
by MAGA4All October 4, 2025
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Micro-clit

I don't have a penis, I've got a micro-clit
by billern June 14, 2024
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Micro marriage

When someone treats their husband like a micro machine toy, only going where they move him.
Her husband couldn't leave the house without her permission, but only if he provided a written notice in advance to describe how his trip would be essential. Theirs was a micro marriage.
by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021
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Micro Machines

Game based off the 80's toys of the same name. The series lasted from 1991 - 2017, with the most recent game being... Well... Depends how you see it.

The games will usually start by you choosing a character (ex: Walter, Cherry, Spider, Chen) and racing. You can qualify if you've reached 1st or 2nd place and move onto the next race. There is also a mode called Head-to-Head, where racers have to end the race with the most points (by making the opponent drive off-screen).
Person: Hey, wanna play Micro Machines?
Person 2: Yeah, as long as it isn't Turbo Tournament 96'. I fucking hate that one.
by questionaaaaah March 11, 2024
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micro minivan

Hey look, a bunch of dudes are having sex in that micro minivan!
by Pseudo69nym June 5, 2018
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Micro

A small sesh, often lasting only for a few hours.
by Dr_B September 25, 2023
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