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Micro penis

A micro penis is a millimeter defeater that loves to get stuck in a bar of soap. Especially if that bar of soap is your mom's.
Damn, Mom! I have a micro penis! can I borrow a pack of soap?
by MonkeyBoss2022 January 19, 2023
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micro-nihilism

Micronihilism is the paradigm that the universe is the size of a the neutrino.

The universe is then expands in size through the action of polynominalism: the phenomenon of human thoughts of length 10^25 Planck-length stretching the universe to diameter of 10^14 Planck-lengths.
Micro-nihilism tells us that not only is the universe made of a single neutrino as-per-frequentism--it is unintentionally the SIZE of a neutrino.
by zanderfin March 22, 2022
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micro-masturbating

Where you delay climax and extend your sexual endurance by tightening your pelvic muscles, it's a way of edging found on TikTok recently.
He has been micro-masturbating for three hours straight.
by ardakirca March 14, 2025
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Micro mini pimp

It is a pimp not a assistant pimp but just a pimp that is under 4 foot tall
Man that short ass dude smack the piss out that girl no he ain't short that's he's a micro mini Pimp he pimp smacked her
by $dan2rich March 1, 2021
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trix micro

Slow microing in TD games ( name of a youtuber )
by thanhdoeszyx December 28, 2023
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Micro

Before you were born you were a single celled organism and was MICRO
by Shredded cheddar September 28, 2022
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micro-cheetah

Small palm sized creatures found roaming the plains of Africa. There is a large concentration of this species found In Rwanda.
Thats not a baby cheetah its a micro-cheetah
by c-man134 July 7, 2010
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