Megsy 

To party like a rockstar, fuck like a pornstar, while looking like a movie star

She works all day and parties all night, shes such a Megsy

Megsy by cicatro7 May 12, 2015

Messer 

Irish slang for a person who jokes around a lot. Often used by parents to their kids, or between friends. Non-derogatory, usually said in good humour.

Child plays prank on parents:
Dad: "oh you're an awful messer."

Person 1: " Did you hear John went down the Main Street in a shopping trolley last night for the craic?"
Person 2: *Laughing* "He's some messer!"

Messer by CorujaCork March 4, 2022

glorious mess

n.
A sketchaphonic state of euphoria resulting from insane amounts of partying which usually sets in after an individual has been awake for over a day, but only after said individual realizes and accepts the unfathomable state of chaos which he/she now calls life.

Q: Hey dude, you alright?
A: Ya man, no worries. I’m a glorious mess.

glorious mess by SKETCH.co September 19, 2005

hanging mess 

Hanging mess is a way to describe someone who looks very ugly. This term is usually used in South Wales, Merthyr Tydfil. It can also be used to describe what you look like with a hangover.

Pretty Girl: (looks at an ugly girl and says) That girl is a hanging mess.

After a hangover...
Boy: How are you?
Boy2: I'm a hanging mess

hanging mess by Essexisme January 28, 2012

Jake Messenger 

Some cunt that no one likes or loves, especially his dad

Chad: "Look at that little fucking spastic cunt that will die alone, he's such a Jake Messenger. He's uglier than the face Steve Buscemi when he ejaculates, but at least that cunt can get puss."

Jake Messenger by Julzy168 April 4, 2018

Messi 

Iker Casillas worst nightmare

Messi has scored 13 goals in El Classico. And who's been in net, Casillas

Messi by never. ever. again. August 22, 2011

Mess U

A fictional college that you say are enrolled in when you get really drunk. Usually said the day after a big night of drinking. The drunker you were the previous night the higher you go on the totem pole.

Bro 1: I was hammered last night, I made honor roll at Mess U.

Bro 2: Pfft...that's nothing I made dean's list and going for my Ph.D next week.

Mess U by Joe Tillywinks July 10, 2009