A man with a massive penis
by Icrycauseraiderssck November 22, 2021
Get the Matthew mug.Matthew is usually a narcissist. A man with a toxic masculinity. A Matthew who goes by matt for short is a red flag and you should watch out. They are very manipulative and guilt trip people to get there way. These men can be very dangerous and heartbreakers. Matthew's are very goal oriented and when they say they are going to do something they will. They're not stupid which is why they are such good manipulators.
"I dated this dude once and next thing ya know we have 2 kids and he steals them from me! He broke my heart my lifes a mess because of him. I ache for my kids everyday "
"Wow... I bet his name was Matthew, huh?"
"YES how'd you know?!"
"Most Matthew's are heartbreakers"
"Wow... I bet his name was Matthew, huh?"
"YES how'd you know?!"
"Most Matthew's are heartbreakers"
by Factsheet November 21, 2021
Get the Matthew mug.Matthew is a low down dirty ass hoe. He will stick his dick in anything that moves. Often he lets people stick it in his as because he is such a damn hoe! He may say he wants the pussy but he really just wants dick all day. If you put two Matthew’s together they’ll just jerk off all day and talk about how much they love being a Matthew.
by The Truth About Matthew November 22, 2021
Get the Matthew mug.An annoying prick sometimes but can be a good friend. This guy will be wearing glasses and likes every girl out there. When you’re in trouble he’ll be there for you. He can get targeted by people but he makes his way through.
Matthew is annoying but a good friend
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Get the Matthew mug.The most annoying person you will ever know. He is always in your space but nobody can tell him they hate him. He attempts to be funny but isn't at all. He has no friends and no girlfriends. Do your part and stay away from Matthew.
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