Nice guy, always got your back. He will cheer you up no matter how down you are, sometimes acts a bit extra but deep down he really has a heart of gold. Although he is nice, he is plagued with some problems here and there and always has a hard time saying no to helping anybody. But be warned, if you piss him off he can turn into a monster and whack your ass, traumatising you for life. Smart in academics and on the streets.
Guy 1: I failed maths. Dammit
Malcolm: Don't worry about it, there's always next time, want a drink, it's on me
Malcolm: Don't worry about it, there's always next time, want a drink, it's on me
by Historynerd2004 November 26, 2018
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Weird guy: Yankee Doodle Went to Town, Riding on a Pony, Stuck a feather in his hair and called it Macoroani
Me: What the heck is Macoroani
Me: What the heck is Macoroani
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Super-fantastic and ultra-cool.
He's so maccom.
I wish I was as maccom as her.
I wish I was as maccom as her.
by Ruddegar Pensilthwick March 3, 2005
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"Don't worry, she's in the kitchen maconing right now."
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"It's breakfast, time to macon!"
by Nancykinz1394 June 10, 2012
Get the Macon mug.The cutest guy in the school. all the girls love him. but the only girl that is right for him is any girl named grace, especially one with a last name that starts with v, w, or z, and that has a birthday in June, July or August, and the date an even number. Malcolm is tots hot and deserves to have the perfect grace!
"man, malcolm is smoking, he is perfect for that grace girl!"
"look at malcolm and grace, they are perfect for each other."
"i'm soooo jealous of malcolm and grace, they are meant to be."
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"i'm soooo jealous of malcolm and grace, they are meant to be."
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Verb: When three gay men engage in group sex. In this situation one man must act as "Malcolm" and situate himself in between the other two men.
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