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mackem

n. A demi-god worshipped by ancient civilisations as the epitome of wit and sexual prowess. Romans and Vikings colonised the area in the hope of developing a race of supermen to help them in their ambitions. The word is based on a blend of Roman and Norse, and means "astonishingly well-endowed, funny and attractive angel on a temporary visit from Valhalla."

Not to be confused with Geordie who were the unfortunate result of a Roman experiment in which Scotsmen had intercourse with pigs. These unfortunate troll-like humanoids can be identified by the fact they have to wear clothes covered in a large barcode so they can be tracked and controlled by security satellites.
My goodness, that John Holmes is almost as well-hung as a Mackem.
by Cockney Mackem March 25, 2004
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make out session

when you make out for long period(s) of time.
"I had a mean make out session with some boy at a gig"
by Vanessa December 21, 2004
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How many beans make 5?

It's a British sort of joke phrase such that when asked the reply or answer is:

Bean, bean, bean and a half, half a bean and a bean.

My father used to ask me this when I was young and it was told to me as,

"Two beans, a bean and a half, half a bean and a bean."

After looking at various sources trying to figure out why anyone started saying this at all, I came across many versions. They all seem to contain most of the following parts in some arrangement: two beans, a bean, bean and a half and half a bean. I decided on this version because if listen you can hear the rhythm like a poem.

"Bean, bean, bean and a half, half a bean and a bean."

Oddly about 1 in 5 of the answers didn't actually add up to 5 beans.
The father turned to his little boy and asked, "How many beans make 5?" To which his son replied with great enthusiasm,
"Bean, bean, bean and a half, half a bean and a bean!"
by S. Whiplash June 4, 2018
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Make out buddy

When two people are strictly friends in public, but as soon as they are alone or bored they make out. They are just two friends who hook up, they are not friends with benefits.
"Are you going out with him yet?"
"No. He's just my make out buddy."
by kat123 January 20, 2009
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Go make me a sandwich

A saying used when one person completely dominates another person in a game, contest, sport, etc. Implies that the winner has complete possession of the broken competitor, thus placing the loser in a condition of servitude in the form of the construction and delivery of a sandwich.
We're not playing again-I just beat you 50 times in a row! I think it's time for you to go make me a sandwich.
by Dub P August 26, 2005
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make or break

when something is make-or-break, it will either be a great success or failure
what do you think about that new show?
it is make or break
by Lucia Partizanske October 22, 2006
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Sudo make me a sandwich

The ultimate way to get that sandwich you want when you can't leave your computer because someone is wrong on the internet!
-Make me a sandwich.
-What? Make it yourself!
-Sudo make me a sandwich.
-Okay.
by Kayla Conspiracy January 30, 2009
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