brazilian mustache

When a girl shits and a guy catches it in his hand and wipes it all over his face so he has a mustache.

Matt - " Oh my god, my face still stinks from stacy last night."
Cody - "SHE GAVE YOU A FUCKING BRAZILIAN MUSTACHE, DIDN'T SHE!?"

by long rodman January 30, 2009

French Mustache

When you use any spreadable medium applied to each side of your penis so that when you wang slap the recipient(they must be unaware or unsuspecting), it draws a mustache across their upper lip. Precision and timing is a must.

Dude, I totally just "French Mustached" Scotty!

by Daniel4564508 January 14, 2008

mustach ride

made by a old guy. the meaning is a guy that has a mustach deep throats another man's shaft.

who wants a mustach ride

by jay March 18, 2005

Hitler mustache

The greatest outfit rock and roll will ever know. www.myspace.com/hitlersmoustache

Boy howdy, those fellers from Hitler's Moustache certainly posess the ability to bring the noise.

(hitler mustache)

by son of leviticus October 13, 2006

minnesota mustache

When a group of men in Minnesota are out ice fishing and one of the men falls asleep, the other men then proceed to ejaculate into a solo cup, they then drag the sleeping man outside into the below zero degree weather and pour the semen onto his upper lip causing it to freeze; creating the Minnesota Mustache

That was classic when we gave Frank a Minnesota Mustache. The doctors say the frostbite from all the jizz on his lip was the reason they had to cut it off.

by Bob Dangle May 29, 2014

Mustache Cheese

The smearing of the cheese like substance found inside the labia on the mustache of the male.

Gillie: Hey friend you're mustache cheese looks great.
Friend: Yea my lady friend has a great vagina.

by Christmas Tang August 4, 2010

Cop mustache

Any mustache worn by a douchey guy that is unaccompanied by a goatee, side-burns, beard, or other facial adornment. Typically the cop mustache is found on overly aggressive men with short hair and small penises. This facial hair is most easily witnessed just after speeding in a car or urinating in public. Synonyms include: mini soup strainer, night stache, and molester mustache. Alternate spelling: cop moustache.

1) Why the hell is mark sporting a cop mustache? Doesn't he know he looks like a complete asshole?
2) I decided that I only want to date insecure women who won't mind my tiny pecker so I shaved off my beard into a douchey cop mustache.

by Mustachioed Stud August 1, 2012