Laying a Grumbler

The act of a loud, rumbling fart.

*fart noise* "oops, just laying a grumbler"

"No one is going to fancy you if you keep laying grumblers!"

by ThunderPants March 26, 2014

Laying pavers

Putting in effort with a girl, with the goal to hook up with her.

"Where's Jesse?"
"He's over there laying pavers on that bird"
"Nice, he"ll be on that tonight"

by henry doobington October 27, 2015

Ling-nig

a chinese nigga, one with a stereotypical chinese last name and parents who also smokes pot all day.

dude 1: man how u so smart with all this weed
dude 2: what can i say, i guess i'm a ling-nig

by danklingnig February 25, 2017

Laying wood

Gonna beat them cheeks

Guy 1: aye bro where were you last night

Me: just at ya sisters house laying wood

by Slickerydickery July 21, 2018

Linga-Land

'England' but for the Memers of only the highest regard.

"Where are you from good Sir?"
"Linga-land old sport" .

" Oh, my apologies for disturbing your graceful presence".
"Not need".

" very well".
"good day Lord Memeington"

" Good day pesant".

by LordMemington April 26, 2019

laing fuck

when you so angry you say fuck in every sentence

he acting like a baby, chucking a laing fuck here and a laing fuck there

by poobahdefines June 28, 2020

lingleyphobia

the fear of people who look at you with very large eyes and scream at you like they have just done a line of coke

''the way they looked at me made me suffer from lingleyphobia''

by michaeljacksonsheehee December 15, 2021