Lot Lizard

Dirty Truck Stop Hooker

That "L.L. Darnell" is such a lot lizard, she works highway 5 saturdays and sundays.

by The Ambiguously Gay Cosmos July 15, 2011

lizard brain

The act of becoming so high that you act on only natural insticts.

"Mannnn I was tweaking after that first blunt but after the thirteenth I was lizard brain"

by SCarter November 14, 2007

Doctor Lizard

Spiderman's enemy from the amazing spiderman

Frequently incorrectly called the lizard by fuckwits

for those who want to argue its simple math 1 HES A FUCKIN DOCTOR 2 HES A FUCKIN LIZARD 1+2=DOCTOR LIZARD

mike - my fav character is the lizard
john - no your favourite character is doctor lizard you autistic fuck

by DOCTORLIZARD June 16, 2009

dirty lizard

v. the act of using one's tongue to fellatio your partner's thoughts by rapidly gyrating your tongue and squinting your eyes.

girl: give me that dirty lizard baby...
guy: hssssssssssssss

by lilweezee April 4, 2009

lizard lounge

The location where one goes to do dirty work. The place to get skinny. Lizards have tails that can fall off. When we are making a deuce, we are growing tails that fall off. Also known as the throne, shitter, outhouse, and the john.

This morning I took my time reading the paper in the lizard lounge.

by mateo r February 11, 2008

lounge lizard

A working woman that frequents truck stops. You will often see stickers on 18-wheelers that have a lizard with a red line through it. This means they don't want any hos to come knockin in the middle of the night (read:they're out of speed).

That scragglya$$ lounge lizard was jonesin' so hard she kept makin' the rounds all night long.

by kaichica September 8, 2006

lizard people

Lizard People, is the dumbest belief known to man...where people actually belive that because someone licks their lips or does something strange (like many people do) are obviously of lizard origin and want to take us over and rule us.

Me: The dude that made a post about president bush being a lizard people is so retarded.
Dude: DUDE!
Me: What??
Dude: That was me! Your a frigin lizard! ur trying to defend em.
Me: No actually your just a stupid dumbass who needs to get a girl.

by Hightension January 17, 2008