Bartender's Limp

A common affliction amongst bartenders who, after finishing a long shift behind a bar, lose the ability to walk properly and often end up staggering around like the people they've been serving drinks to all night, despite being stone cold sober.

Guy 1: Did you see that bloke? He looks pissed.
Guy 2: Nah, I know him. He works at the club. He's not drunk, he's just got a bartender's limp.

by WhoGivesADan May 6, 2019

limp dorito

A man who likes soggy doritos and eats them everyday.

you are a limp dorito

by general yeeticus dabber 3rd May 7, 2019

Limp Banger

Limp penis

I can't get it up... I've got a Limp Banger!

by Hobsonnettem March 16, 2019

Limp

A pimps bitch also known as a limp. She enjoys head and a good time.

Look at that Limp over there! Damn she thicc.

by Big_Daddy69 August 28, 2019

limp brain

when somebody doesn’t have a big brain they have a limp brain.

did you see jackson he’s such a limp brain.

by realbrian September 12, 2019

Limp wristing

When an individual unknowingly slacks their wrists at t-rex heighth while walking or speaking. This phenomenon is exhibited by all types of people and they immediately place their arms at their sides when the behavior is called to attention.

Kim pointed out that Amy was limp wristing and Amy immediately placed her arm at her side and said, “What? No I wasn’t”.

by Lil Kdoe May 1, 2018

Limp macaroni

a shaft (curved dick) that long, big but very brittle and snaps really easily

Dude nice limp macaroni.

by Will he bonk ya January 6, 2018