Limp macaroni

a shaft (curved dick) that long, big but very brittle and snaps really easily

Dude nice limp macaroni.

by Will he bonk ya January 6, 2018

Limp

a dude who is dry as fuck when he texts you but expects entertainment from you xo

" Kyle don't be fucking Limp"

by orangemuice April 6, 2020

limp blimp

donald trump in bed

as hot as milania is, the president is still a limp blimp.

by burbman1969 November 21, 2020

Limp Dick Warrior

Limp Dick Warrior has 3 meanings

1. Somebody who is a complete pussy and this stops them from having any fun and enjoying themselves

2. A person who is incredibly annoying and acts like a dick constantly

3. A proud virgin

“Nah Mason won’t come out tonight he’s being a limp dick warrior”

“I can’t stand jack at all he’s such a limp dick warrior

“Oh no Tommos still a virgin he’s a limp dick warrior”

by Jakey (Tonic The Seshhog) May 30, 2020

LIMP

Limp is an acronym for "Legends Immune to Mediocre Pussy." Limp is a noun referring to someone (typically a male) that would barely lift a finger to impress a woman (or anyone of interest). It is the opposite of a simp. What makes a limp special is their outright refusal put in any effort to attract women even if they would get something out of it. They even reject common chivalries on principle. This is a conscious effort enforced by the limp's values that encourage him to be anti.

I wish Jacob would get over himself. He says he wants a girlfriend but he won't even court a girl for whatever reason. He is such a limp.

by Strickerboy September 5, 2020

limp dickish

When you're high and your whole body feels flaccid, like you just can't get there.

After smoking that blunt I feel extremely "limp dickish" right now.

by ThatsJustDandi September 27, 2020

Limp Jizkit

This is the act of cumming all over oneself or another, while not being one bit hard at all. This usually takes place while drunk with whiskey dick and a hot chick is trying to put that man meat in her clam and you unknowingly just start oozing out globs of piping hot jizz.

Big Easy: So the other night I was attempting to shove my veiny cobra into this slut but was so fucking soft. During like the 37th attempt I just starting spraying my hot volcumic ash all over her fatty and bed sheets. That ever happen to you?

Tyrant: Haha dawg, you must have been wasted as shit bro. I've deff been to a Limp Jizkit concert or 2 in my life. Best part is it is not only a surprise for her, but I was shocked also.

Big Easy: Yea she was drunk too. Hopefully she washes those sheets or she is basically going to be sleeping under a bullet proof vest.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm October 22, 2020