Limp dick loss

When a professional sports team loses to the worst team in the league because they couldn’t “get it up” (i.e. intensity) for such a worthless lowly opponent.

Nets lost to the Rockets tonight — classic limp dick loss — cause they couldn’t care enough to try against the last place Rockets.

by Colt 40 Feinberg April 01, 2021

limp dick politics

The majority of modern day politics, where politicians resort to name calling and seeing who can piss off the other through childish tactics and blatant hypocrisy rather than meaningfully challenging their opponents on their ideas.

"Sleepy Joe is such a loser, he did bad in school."
"The other side wants to raise your taxes! Now excuse us while we exempt Jeff Bezos for the third time in a row."
"Man, I hate limp dick politics".

by Lengend47 January 06, 2021

limp bitchboi

a bitch boy who stays tiny and limp and wants to simp for and be humiliated by one women only forever. He is so in love with this girl. He is now limp unless she allows him to be hard. She basically owns him, turned him into a lil bitch boy who begs to have his tiny balls, and limp dicklett smacked. She has turned him into such a bitch boy that he will leak and moan like a girl and now he is owned forever by her and can never get hard for another woman again.

“Bro, I’m so in love with this girl I can’t get hard to anything except her I can’t wait to be her limp bitchboi for the rest of my life.”

(Girl) “I love that my limp bitchboi he is mine and only mine he can never cheat he can’t even grow past 1 inch with out me, haha, and he is so sensitive when it comes to me he literally begs for me slap his little balls and clitty and he moans like a bitch and he can’t help it.”

by Lovemygfithurt July 31, 2024

Gump-limp

When you have too many boxes of chocolates and you walk with a limp because you have diabetes

"Do you have any insulin? I need to pump."
"I can tell, you got that Gump-limp."

by Cosby Sweater June 30, 2013

Limp Scunt Bisicut

the combo of a retard, skank and cunt. AKA this one chick i know.

Guy 1 That dirty bitch fucked up that guys life.

Guy 2 Shes such a "Limp Scunt Bisicut".

by Noodlez4dayz June 13, 2011

Limp Mouthing

A female or male that sucks so much dick that their lips puff up, causing them to look like one of the Jenners.

Did you see Jessica? Yeah, shes always been known limp mouthing.

by Irish Frederick October 04, 2017

limp dickish

When you're high and your whole body feels flaccid, like you just can't get there.

After smoking that blunt I feel extremely "limp dickish" right now.

by ThatsJustDandi September 28, 2020