Learing

When you can't spell learning but you open a daycare anyways for learning.

"dude I'll catch you later, gotta go pick up my kid from the quality learing center in little Mogadishu"

by False prophet Muhammad January 2, 2026

Learing

The act of scamming someone via a Minnesota daycare.

Can I enroll my son Joey in this Quality Learing Center?

by Chudcel January 15, 2026

Nose-Leaving

: a piece of dried nasal mucus

A more palatable term for Booger

Plural: Nose-Leavings

If I may please have a sheet of tissue to rid myself of this horrid nose-leaving that would be most appreciative. Thank you my good sir.

by babyzorilla May 13, 2009

Nose leavings

: a piece or pieces of dried nasal mucus

A more palatable term for Booger

singular: Nose-Leaving

Please don't flick your disgusting nose leavings on my rug. Go get a piece of tissue.

by babyzorilla May 13, 2009

The Leaping Egyptian

When you are having sexual intercorse standing up in an upright position and the male partner thrusts the female partner into the air (thus the leaping). Meanwhile, the female partner contorts her arms and hands into various Egyptian hieroglyphic positions (due to the pleasure).

daaayyyyum! we waz fukkin hardxcore an den he thru me inta The Leaping Egyptian an i iz all lyke- "WHUUDAAFUHH!" goood fukkin mane.

by bigpoppapussy July 7, 2010

Dusty Leavings

The horrible leftovers at the bottom of your Cereal Packet.

I had breakfast this morning and all that was left was Dusty Leavings, Yuk!

by 367squadron June 24, 2011

sheep-leading

Something which Jim Sterling, in his infinite wisdom, has pointed out as being shit.

Jim: "Dear Esther is so fucking sheep-leading."

by Slab Bulkchest July 28, 2012